Chapter 640
Chapter 640
Looking at the handsome face of White Ape, Liu Lang silently recalled the online explanation of the word "B".
There are two meanings of B. One is the act of self satisfaction and even deception to obtain vanity by showing off and affectation, showing others the temperament that they lack. The other is to point to others to cover up their own talents, in order to cover up their real strength and cheat each other.
Liu Lang thinks that the White Ape is completely in line with the latter.
If the White Ape turned into an adult is ugly, there will be no beautiful people in the world. Liu Lang thinks that two words can be used to describe the White Ape.
That is to kill young and old, to eat all men and women.
In fact, in this world, it is very difficult to find a person who is in line with the aesthetic vision of people of different ages and genders, and the White Ape just finds the most critical balance point.
Regardless of body function, if only looking at his face, the White Ape is definitely a genius who can be both a chicken and a duck, because no matter what he looks like, both men and women will be very interested.
"I want to know who said it was very ugly of you to grow up like this?" Liu Lang took a deep breath and asked the White Ape.
"Xiao Fang said it." The White Ape replied wryly.
"Who is Xiaofang?" Liu Lang looks confused.
"Xiao Fang is our ape Princess and my goddess. It's a pity that she hasn't seen her for eight hundred years. She must have been married. " Said the White Ape, somewhat dejected.
Once upon a time, it seems that this time.
"Marry, marry! I think her eyes are very general. Maybe she has the wrong person when she gets married. When she gets divorced, you still have a chance. " Liu Lang patted the White Ape on the shoulder and comforted him.
"What does divorce mean?" The White Ape has a question mark on his face.
"I'll explain later. I don't think your robe is in line with your temperament. I'd better change to another suit." Liu Lang looked up and down at the White Ape in front of him. The more he looked, the more awkward he was. He immediately took out a suit of his clothes from the dragon ball and handed it to the White Ape. Suit, shirt, leather shoes, full suit.
The robe on the White Ape was actually picked up from the Fuyun sect. I don't know which disciple was in a panic when he ran and threw it on the ground. The White Ape climbed up from the pigsty, took a bath, and then put it on his body. Just looking at it, the robe was also a little long. This form of clothing has long been eliminated in modern society. Only the secluded sect is still in use.
Now that he has decided to hang out with Liu Lang for the time being, he will do whatever Liu Lang says. After finding a big tree to block his body, the White Ape takes off his robe and puts on the new clothes that Liu Lang gave him. It takes five minutes to get out of the tree.
"Shit, don't you feel uncomfortable wearing your pants like this?" It seems that Liu Lang doesn't know what to say about the two buttocks in front.
"Any questions?" Asked the White Ape.
"It's a big problem. You're wearing it backwards." Liu Lang didn't expect that the White Ape didn't even have a little self-care ability.
"But there is a hole in that side. On the other hand, isn't it revealed?" Asked the White Ape with a red face. If it's an ordinary ape without intelligence, it doesn't matter if it's an ordinary ape without intelligence. However, such as the White Ape, the Ning yuan realm demon cultivation, has already opened up the intelligence, and knows clearly what should and should not be exposed.
"Don't you see a zipper in that hole?" Liu Lang asked.
However, the White Ape did not understand the word zipper again. Liu Lang could only lift his coat and show the front door of his trousers to the White Ape, and pulled up and down several zippers. The White Ape finally understood, ran to the tree, and put on the trousers.
Liu Lang now understood that it was a mistake to take the White Ape down the mountain. This product was not only a demon Xiu, but also an ancient man. He knew nothing about modern society. He didn't know what kind of jokes he would make in the future.
When the White Ape came out of the tree again, he was like a man.
Liu Lang takes the White Ape and finds the family who helps look after the car. Liu Lang gives the family 1000 yuan, and the family immediately dances around Liu Lang happily.
This is the warm and hospitable etiquette of the local mountain people.
In this barren place, a person's annual income is not necessarily 1000. In this way, Liu Lang spent 1000 yuan to watch a dance for less than five minutes, which was not very worthwhile.
After the dance, Liu Lang let the White Ape sit in the co driver's seat, and then start the car.
The car soon drove out of the range of Fuyun mountain and got on the highway an hour later.
The White Ape is very curious about the car, which has only appeared in the past 100 years. It feels like a sensible child.
Seeing that the White Ape was not honest in the car, and the movements on his hands were not stopped, Liu Lang could not imagine how the goods were cultivated to the peak of Ning yuan realm.
Normally speaking, whether it's the Terran cultivator or the demon cultivator, they all meditate quietly. White apes don't look like people who can sit.
Anyway, driving is also boring, Liu Lang simply chatted with the White Ape.
"Old ape, you always talk about you ape tribe and ape family. Are you all monks like you?" Liu Lang is still very curious about the origin of the White Ape."Not all of them. Half of them can practice." Said the White Ape lightly.
"Half?" Liu Lang was shocked.
We should know that among the human race, there is no one who is qualified to become a cultivator. However, half of the ape people who belong to the White Ape can practice. This is the proportion gap is too big!
The cultivation of demon clan depends on blood. In this way, the blood composition of ape race where White Ape is located is absolutely different.
"By the way, where do you ape people live?" Liu Lang's curiosity rose.
"What do you want to do?" The White Ape was on guard at once.
To form an alliance with Liu Lang does not mean that he will tell Liu Lang everything, especially the ape settlement. This is a secret in the secret. In the heaven, the Terran is prosperous, while the demon clan is weak, which is the same in the ordinary world. The demon cultivation has always been regarded as a heresy by some human cultivators. The key is that the Terran cultivator should far surpass the demon cultivation.
Therefore, most of the demon monks gather in the places where people rarely go, so they can't come out easily.
"I don't want to do anything, just ask casually, if you don't want to say it." Liu Lang said with a smile, "since there are many practitioners in your family, after your accident, no one comes out to look for you? They don't know you've been led to the floating cloud sect? "
"I don't know."
The White Ape sighed, "if you know, the elders of my clan have come to save me. Don't mention the small fuyunzong. Even the ten major families of the Terran can't block the elders in my family. It's a pity that I was sneaking out. No one knows where I went. So it was closed for 800 years. "
"Then why did you sneak out?" Liu Lang has a wonderful way.
"Because, I want to go to the Banshee Conference!" The White Ape's eyes were full of excitement.
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