Chapter 401 The Darkest Day of Pinocchio and Superman
Chapter 401 The Darkest Day of Pinocchio and Superman
There is a metal barrier between the auditoriums on both sides.
At this time, Ten Cold Hammer was rubbing back and forth on it, eagerly 'watching' the mechanical dog next to Iron Man, ignoring Thor who was rolling around on his side.
Thor's face was slumped, tears were streaming down his face, and he felt the green sadness.
Bird King's palpitations improved slightly after the sound of the electric mosquito swatter disappeared, but he still squats in a corner to relieve himself.
By the way, the pants are still not worn.
The result of this game was too unexpected for the ten cold characters. They were a little surprised, but it was not depressing. Athena was still mocking Thor regardless of the image, and Pinocchio and Snow White were still watching. His face turned slightly red as he looked at the bird king's buttocks.
Everyone may not realize the seriousness of the matter.
Lin Li showed a silent posture of thinking.
No one talked, because one minute passed quickly, and the previously selected second-round contestants had been teleported to the venue.
On Shi Leng's side, Superman and Pinocchio.
The opponents who appeared opposite them were Spider-Man and Doctor Strange.
"Superman, how long will it take to pull it out, I will delay for you." Pinocchio turned his head and said.
"It's hard to say... Obviously I ate a lot of laxative bananas last night, but now my butt feels as heavy as if it was filled with lead, and it's unbearable." The poop superman showed bitterness.
"Ah? Don't be kidding, I was expecting you to take me to lie down and win?" Pinocchio frowned.
"This thing is not something I can control if I want to..." Poop Superman was also a little helpless.
"Oh, I've expected it a long time ago, let me help you unblock it." Pinocchio looked helpless, and then smiled charmingly, with confidence in his eyes, as if he had a solution.
"Smooth and smooth?" Hearing the words, Superman looked at Pinocchio, and finally locked on Pinocchio's nose, as if thinking of something, his face turned red, and he said coyly: "Cao Cao, this is not good~ ~"
Pinocchio was silent at first.
Emotions then erupt—
"What kind of plane are you doing!! Who made you blush!! What are you so shy about! What were you thinking about just now! What do you want to do with my nose!! Also, it's you who calls Cao Cao Really! Go to hell!" Pinocchio was like a nameless possessor, gritting his teeth and complaining one after another:
"Blushing at everything will only hurt you!"
In the audience, Wuming, who had almost spoken in unison with Pinocchio just now, discovered his blind spot. With a numb face, he poked Lin Li beside him and asked with some disbelief: "Lin Li, is Pinocchio actually... Are you blushing too? Redder than Superman? Am I not mistaken?"
"Ah."
"Blushing at everything will only harm you two!" Wuming shouted angrily, and then looked at Snow White: "Princess Snow White, don't you care? Your boyfriend is coming out..."
Wu Ming couldn't speak any more.
Because he found that Snow White's face was redder than the two of them put together, and her eyes were about to turn red.
"..."
"Why are you blushing too! What does this have to do with you! Blushing about everything will only harm the three of you!" The nameless Dumao was operating at full capacity.
on the battlefield.
"I'm not talking about my nose, but Kaiserol! There are so many beautiful things in the supermarket, I just brought them for you!" Although Pinocchio blushed, when he saw Superman pouted At that time, he still slammed a box of Kesel in his hand on him.
"Use it yourself! I'll buy you time!"
"Thank you, Cao Cao!" The poop superman took off his pants and squatted on the ground as if he had found a treasure.
"Call me Pinocchio!"
Lin Li in the auditorium frowned slightly. Pinocchio had prepared this Kaiserou himself, and Lin Li hadn't expected it. This would give him a chance to pull it out, which is not good.
Pinocchio looked at Spider-Man and Doctor Strange, gearing up, and mockingly said: "What's the use of sending Spider-Man in this environment without clinging objects?"
"Use? Take a look, Peter." Doctor Strange used the hanging ring to draw a circle in front of him, and a passage was built in front of him and Spider-Man.
"Hey, Brother Pinocchio, why don't you look behind?" Pinocchio heard the voice from behind, he turned his head suddenly, and sure enough, the other end of the tunnel was behind him, and Spider-Man and Doctor Strange were staring at him. Own.
"I! Yes! Tender! Uh!" Pinocchio, who was about to lie, had his mouth blocked by Spiderman's enhanced spider silk!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm really sorry. We really can't let you talk." Spider-Man walked directly through the passage. While talking, he didn't forget to deepen the 'seal' on Pinocchio's mouth.
Pinocchio, who was speechless, stabbed Spiderman fiercely with his long and narrow nose, but was easily avoided by the opponent.
"Sorry, bear with it for a while, you can talk after you leave the venue!" Spider-Man dragged Pinocchio to the outside of the venue, comforting him.
"Uh! Uh!" Pinocchio, who couldn't speak, looked at Superman with a livid face and concentrated attention, and made a sound forcefully.
Superman sees all this, and at this moment he is also extremely anxious, the kaiselu in his hand is about to burst: "Cao Cao, hold on, give me a little more time, I will increase the dose now!"
Superman was heartbroken, opened all the dozen packs of Kaisellu in front of him, and used it on himself crazily: "It will be done soon, I can already feel a torrent about to rush out of my body!"
"Peter! We must do it again!" Doctor Strange heard the words, and the ring was suspended, and a halo appeared in front of the running Spider-Man.
As for the other end.
When Poop Superman lowered his head, he saw Spider-Man's slightly embarrassed face on the ground.
Both saw bewilderment in each other's eyes.
After all, this picture is too weird.
It's probably equivalent to when you go to the toilet, you lower your head and see Spider-Man's wry smile at a loss in the toilet.
"Mr. Shit, I beg you, don't pull it out now, it will cast a shadow on my life." Spider-Man looked at the picture in front of him, and Shit Superman'? ? ? ' expression, even the mask couldn't stop his crying and helpless emotions.
God knows, he's never had such an outrageous fight in Spider-Man's life.
I still want to...
I am obviously a righteous superhero... and I am not Mr. Deadpool, so why would I do such a thing...
"Peter! Hurry up!" Doctor Strange urged, "We'll be in trouble when he transforms!"
"I know Mr. Strange, but it's not too much for me to be mentally prepared for this kind of thing!" Spider-Man shouted in response, clasped his hands and bent over to defecate Superman's butt and face at the other end of the tunnel. , made up his mind:
"Sorry, Mr. Poo.
Like Mr. Pinocchio, after leaving the venue, go to this toilet again!When the time comes, I will personally deliver the paper to you! "
Spider-Man pressed the spider silk launcher, and the strengthened spider silk hit the chrysanthemum precisely, curbing its upcoming bloom.
"Forget about sealing Pinocchio's mouth, why can't you seal Superman's mouth too!" Wuming in the stands was very embarrassed, "Why is Marvel starting to lose its moral integrity now!" Lin Li sighed and thought To deal with Shi Leng, you have moral integrity and still want to win?
I don't know how Marvel did its psychological construction when it set up these tactics.
The gate of life was blocked, and the powerful impact force of the escape made Superman half kneel on the ground, he covered his buttocks, and exclaimed in disbelief: "No! Spider-Man! Doctor Strange! You actually do such a thing! "
"Sorry sorry sorry! Really Mr. Poo, I'm really sorry, but I had to do this to win, I heard you always wanted someone to go to the bathroom with you, I would like to accompany you tonight and apologize to you!
I've been researching how to be happy lately..."
"I will never go to the bathroom with you!" Superman the poop growled angrily, "I thought that after the last experience, you have learned a lesson! You will not look down on the behavior of going to the toilet anymore!
I didn't expect... I didn't expect it!I should have killed you last time! "
"I'm really glad that you spared me last time, but, I assure you sir, this time, I really didn't look down on this kind of behavior, I have completely understood!" Spiderman ran with Pinocchio while explaining.
"Stop talking so much nonsense, the business is to end the battle as soon as possible." Dr. Strange, who flew towards Superman and was responsible for taking him out of the venue, urged with a frown.
As an elegant surgeon, he simply couldn't bear the topic.
"Heh——" Superman Knelt on the ground, facing the ground, making it hard to see the expression on his face. He sneered and then looked up. At this time, his face was already extremely stern, and he looked at him with hatred. Focusing on Spider-Man, even ignoring Doctor Strange:
"Spider-Man, you may not be looking down upon me, but sealing my butt is the ultimate blasphemy for going to the toilet!
For holy things, completely stained with filthy dust!
This is... an absolutely unforgivable sin!Maybe it's time I remind you of the cost of being wrong. "
Superman stood up and turned his head slightly: "Miss Sphincter, Mr. Large Intestine, Brother Bristle, didn't the spider silk hurt you? Please lend me strength again. This world must atone for the mistakes it made! Let this world ... recalling the fear of being dominated by us!"
"Okay~" Three small voices, passing through the blockage of heavy spider silk, reached Superman's ears again.
Lin Li had no expression on his face. Even if it happened again, he still couldn't accept it.
Fetters, open!
"Thank you." Poop Superman's eyes were completely calm. He looked at Doctor Strange who was already close at hand, and said one word firmly: "Bang!"
"Boom----!!!" Before the words fell, it was covered by the sound of an explosion, and the back of Superman was a mess, but his clothes had been completely changed, and his body was slowly floating in the air.
The layers of blockade have been broken!The mountains collapsed and the earth cracked, and all the filth poured out!Poop Superman's transformation was successful!
"Oh! Oh!" Pinocchio lying on the ground was very excited, as if he was the one who transformed now!
"Spider silk can block my chrysanthemum, but what can't be blocked is my fiery heart, sincere faith, and love for shit! Spiderman! Repent!" Looking down at Spider-Man below, he said in a cold voice.
"It's on fire! I don't even want to complain! Superman, come on!" Wuming cheered with enthusiasm!
"Come on, big brother who goes to the toilet!" Nezha also encouraged.
Burn a ghost! ——Only Lin Li was roaring like this in his heart, but at this moment, the Shit Superman had successfully transformed, and nothing could stop him anymore.
This is Superman!A superman who is as good as a god!
"Oh, it seems that I'm going to die. Is it too late for me to admit defeat and beg for mercy? Mr. Shit, and, can you put on your pants?" Spider-Man said with a bitter face.
"Go to hell and repent to Hades!" Superman was so angry that he rushed straight to Spider-Man.
"Although, according to my beliefs, I should see Satan when I go to hell, but in fact, I am also quite curious about the King of Hell..." At this time, Spider-Man did not forget to talk nonsense, but he had closed his eyes.
Just die. Anyway, in this project, death is nothing to be afraid of.
"I invite you to experience the pain of sealing the chrysanthemum!" Poop Superman said with hatred.
All ready to die Spider-Man: "?"
"No, don't, sir, don't do this, Deadpool ordered me to do this, can you seal him? Or you should just kill me!" Spider-Man didn't dare to imagine that scene, covering his face Ass, begging for mercy.
"Hey! I like this kid! The way he dumps the blame is exactly the same as when I was young." Although he was tied up in the audience, he could see Deadpool and Thanos next to him.
Thanos ignored it as usual.
"It's all right." Hawkeye, who seemed to be seriously ill, clenched his fists and asked nervously.
"Probably not." Captain America said in a deep voice.
"Boom!!" There was a dull impact sound, but Spider-Man didn't feel any pain.
"What Ant-Man said is true, I don't feel like dying at all." Spider-Man was a little surprised, and then touched his butt.
Great, butt is fine!
"No, Peter, you're not dead yet." Doctor Strange's voice sounded in front of him.
Spider-Man opened his eyes, only to find that Doctor Strange appeared between him and Superman, blocking Superman's punch with a magic shield.
Superman looked at the magic shield in front of him, exerted a little force on his hand, and the magic shattered: "Merely inferior magic can't stop me, just accept the punishment."
"call--"
Faced with such a strong sense of oppression, Doctor Strange remained calm and sighed, his eyes glowing slightly golden.
The Eye of Agamotto, which had been hanging around Doctor Strange's neck, floated in front of him.
This necklace with many magical seals added, the complex rings inside were untied layer by layer, revealing the sealed stone inside.
"Time can't stop Superman's revenge! Your blasphemy against shit is worth my time to respond!" Superman said coldly.
The Eye of Agamotto originally contained the Time Stone.
"But what if the time stone inside is no longer the time stone." Doctor Strange said without changing his expression. Then, this gray stone that was not green, with a small magic circle on it, shot at Superman.
What Superman Shit responded was just a punch that blocked the sky!
Wuming even felt a sense of shadow similar to that dead bald head in this punch!It made him want to go to the corner and shut himself up with Bird King!
"My God." Spider-Man's pupils tightened, and he closed his eyes again, not daring to watch this scene.
"..."
Thunder, little rain.
The expected collision and explosion didn't happen at all. The moment Superman's hand touched the stone, he couldn't even maintain a suspended posture and crashed to the ground.
Doctor Strange, who was actually very nervous, watched this scene and sighed with relief: "It works."
The unbelievable Superman, looking at the white-gray gravel-like stone sticking to his palm because of the magic circle, feeling his own sealed power, finally realized what it is!
"Could it be...
Colon stones!
You...how do you have large intestine stones! "
Under normal circumstances, Marvel certainly doesn't have this thing.
The origin of this stone is also quite outrageous.
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