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Chapter 397 Chapter 396 Winning is Winning, Losing is Winning, Lin Li is Numb

"Hey, this seemingly destructive demon king, shouldn't it be the demon king of fear cloth, not the horror demon king!?"

Wuming also realized this belatedly, and said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"...If this is the case, which universe is this demon king from? Is he really another universe? Why do I feel that the setting style is exactly the same as our universe, without any integrity! This is a fellow! This must be a fellow Bar!"

"This disgraceful guy just let out Pinocchio's wail, shouting "Boo, Boo, Boo", right? "The Bird King slapped himself hard on the forehead, and his tone was particularly disgusting - originally he was quite optimistic about the momentum and strength of this Demon King, and wanted to learn from it.

As a villain, you must continue to learn, otherwise you will be eliminated by the times.

Now it seems... Forget it!This shameful thing!How can the devil be afraid of cloth!What can Bu do to you!

Why did the devil burn the cloth instead of the cloth when the devil touched the cloth? ?What a disgrace to the devil!

"So," Nezha bit his finger, and said in a girlish tone, "What Grandfather Odin said just now is not wrong, and the transition word is not wrong, it is true that "but" should be used. "

nameless:"……"

It turned out that I was superficial.

In other words, I misunderstood it.

"That is to say, what Odin said is absolutely true. After all, we just misunderstood the meaning." Athena, whose hair was full of black lines, also made a comment.

Everyone was silent for a while.

Difficult to digest.

But... just win!

"Because the ten cold team defeated the opponent first, the winner of this round is the ten cold team, and the team can get 2 points." When Odin in the light curtain announced the result, the coffin was finalized, the devil and the brave disappeared instantly, and Pino Cao and Hulk also returned to the spectator seats.

"In vain, I won. What kind of devil is this? In front of me, Pinocchio, I'm just a chicken and a dog! I finally found my confidence!" Pinocchio said to Snow White excitedly.

"Congratulations, Cao Cao," said Snow White, holding Pinocchio's hand.

"Why do you feel that you are not particularly happy to see me come back alive..." Pinocchio always felt strange.

"How could it be?" Snow White said with regret, pouting.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh...

"Lin Li and Lin Li again, hmph! But I won't argue with him this time. After all, he did his calculations correctly this time. The brave man does have golden fingers, and the devil king does have weaknesses. I can win because of him." blessing."

The sour Pinocchio had to admit it this time, then he looked around and asked:

"Strange, where is Lin Li?"

"Yes, this time it was Lin Li who stood up alone again and chose the correct answer after fighting against all opinions! It is a great fortune for the team to have Lin Li!" Li Jing touched his goatee and said with emotion. .

"Where is our great hero?"

After searching carefully, everyone found Lin Li squatting in a corner secretly wiping tears, his back looking desolate.

"Lin Li, why are you crying~~" River God floated over and patted Lin Li on the head, asking with concern.

"I..." Lin Li opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say for a while, and finally he could only smile miserably: "I'm very regretful just now, because the wrong choice I made caused our team to lose points, My heart is under a lot of pressure.

Now that I suddenly learned that I made the right choice, I was so relieved that I couldn't control my emotions, so I cried. "

Lin Li glanced at everyone in Shi Leng. Everyone's eyes were full of concern and admiration for him for being so dedicated to his duties.

I am undercover! !

Lin Li looked through the gap between the people and looked at Marvel. The Marvel characters were also looking at him, but their eyes were full of unexpected results, fear and care for themselves. Facing a powerful enemy.

If his eyes could be as sharp as a knife, Lin Li would already be riddled with holes.

But brothers, I am one of my own! !

Why, why!Why can I win when I want to win, but still win when I want to lose?I'm going to win!

Lin Li was numb, really numb.

"Lin Li, I'm sorry! I was still questioning your choice just now. It turns out that we are short-sighted and only saw the first layer, but you have already seen the second layer! To be honest, I was even doubting that you were I didn’t want to lose this game on purpose, now it seems that I have such thoughts, I’m really damned!”

After ignoring the Demon King of Fear, Wuming said these words from the bottom of his heart.

"For me like this! Slap your mouth as punishment! Smack!" He then bowed deeply to Lin Li and apologized, and slapped himself hard!

"I also have this idea, I should die too! I slap my mouth too!" Little King Kong also nodded with great annoyance, and then slapped him hard—a nameless one.

"Little King Kong, you should be damned, then why did you hit me in the face!" Wuming covered his face and widened his eyes.

"It's a pity that a handsome guy like me should get slapped in the face, but you have a face that's been judged to be 'pretty', so it doesn't hurt if you get slapped." Little King Kong said every word.

Wuming whose heart has been turned into powder: "...you die!"

Snow White heard the words and looked over: "Little King Kong, how handsome are you? Don't you look so cool?"

Little King Kong: "..."

"Slap!" Wuming quickly slapped Little King Kong with a smile, nodded and said, "You're right, you really don't feel bad when you slap such a pretty face."

Little King Kong felt dejected.

Amid everyone's apologies and praises, Lin Li put on a smile.

No one can understand my own sadness, and no one can empathize with myself.

"Captain Lin Li, it's time to start picking the opponent for the second round." Odin said to Lin Li.

Lin Li got up, looked at Odin with dark eyes, and took out the paper, pen and tape recorder.

Come on, this time, I will write down the possibility of homophony of all the words you introduced, and let me see how you want to entrap me this time!

But Odin just looked at Lin Li and didn't speak.

The two looked at each other.

"Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang~~" Almighty River God sang on the sidelines.

"Don't mismatch the BGM! River God!" Wuming jumped up and gave the River God a big armband and complained, then frowned and asked Odin: "Odin, why don't you start introducing your opponents?"

"The opponent has already appeared on the field. There is no language introduction this round." Odin shrugged and pointed to the field.

When everyone heard the words and turned their eyes, two figures had already appeared on the field.

One is more than two meters tall, covered in golden armor, holding a spear, the spear is flashing with lightning, and the eyes exposed in the gap of the helmet are full of cruelty and ferocity.

One is a three-year-old child who is more than half a meter tall and holds a small wooden sword. He walks tremblingly.

Everyone: "...wait a minute, the second opponent looks familiar."

"Hey, isn't this brat the hero just now! Why is he going to be the opponent again this time! Child labor can't be squeezed like this, right? And, why doesn't he even have a pacifier to save his own life this time!"

Wuming hesitated to speak and stopped, and finally couldn't help complaining about this grassy scene:

"What kind of situation is this? A three-year-old brave man and a golden god of war, choose one of them to be your opponent? Can't there be some multiple-choice questions in this competition?

Are we going to choose the Golden God of War again this round? "

After complaining, Wuming felt much more comfortable. He looked at Lin Li and said, "Lin Li, you can choose. With the lessons learned from the previous round, no matter which one you choose, I will support you."

Lin Li was very annoying, very annoying, because he didn't know which one to choose.

Who knows whether the strength of these two guys will play according to the routine?

Play a layer of anti-logic by yourself, who knows if he will also play an anti-logic in the second round?

This is simply a multiple choice question with no correct answer!

This link is the same as ten cold, there is no moral integrity at all!

Lin Li's gaze swept over the brave man. His golden finger pacifier did not appear in this round last round, but the problem is... this kid is still wearing a diaper.

A pacifier can be used as a treasure, so why can't diapers?

And in a match, the routine should be consistent, this round must be the main focus of contrast!

"Our ten-cold team chooses the brave man!" Lin Li gritted his teeth and made this choice!

He didn't know if he could lose, so he could only make simple reasoning.

"I didn't question your meaning, Lin Li, can you tell me the reason?" Little King Kong, who was holding ice cubes on his face, looked over.

"I guess this round, the test is the ability to observe before and after. As I said, the pacifier is gone! As long as we pay attention to this point, the golden fingers of the brave have been used up. What is there to be afraid of?

Little King Kong, I’ll send you in this round! "Lin Li continued to make up excuses.

"Me? You can think about it. Odin's reward didn't explain to us. I won't work hard for it. I like to play badly." Little King Kong still looked lazy.

Lin Li's eyes lit up when he heard the words, our ten-cold team just needs a rotten kid like you, who else will we get?

"Yes, I will let you go, you will understand my hard work!" Lin Li said sincerely.

"Okay."

……

10 minute later.

"Game start."

Little King Kong and Thor appeared in front of the brave man and the golden god of war respectively.

"Ah!!" God of War roared, and immediately rushed towards Thor, holding a spear in his hand and thrusting it into Thor's heart without hesitation.

The God of Thunder was naturally not a vegetarian. He held Thor's hammer and flew high into the sky. The two immediately fought together, and they were inseparable for a while.

"This God of War seems to be a real God of War. It's much better than the Great Demon King of Fear... But it seems that Thunder God can beat him, so he should still be able to win, but..." Lin Li thought to himself.

So the eyes of people on both sides gathered on the side of Little King Kong and the Brave Man.

Adhering to the spirit of grinding foreign skills, Little King Kong didn't do anything at the beginning of the game, but stood still and scratched his head.

Instead, it was the brave man who took the initiative. With his long legs of twenty centimeters, Aba and Aba rushed towards the little King Kong with their small wooden swords.

Then he was grabbed by the back of the neck by Little King Kong, and he was lifted up like a puppy.

"Stop beating and killing children, brother will take you out of here." Yawning, Little King Kong walked towards the edge of the white line with the little kid in his hands.

"Lin Li, you guessed it right again! A brave man without a pacifier is just a little kid! Nothing! As expected of you, Lin Li, you guessed it right again!" Wuming pressed Lin Li's shoulders excitedly, unable to restrain himself. Zhu De sighed.

Lin Li gritted his teeth and said with a smile, "I've figured this out a long time ago."

Lin Li understood that when people are unlucky, no matter what they choose, they will win.

The last round of contrast, this round is no contrast, right?

Isn't this a kind of contrast?

"Wait, Lin Li, Little King Kong seems to have had an accident!" Wuming exclaimed.

The dawn of hope illuminated Lin Li again, and Lin Li quickly looked up at the venue.

"A brave man will never lose!" The three-year-old child's hands were too short to touch the little King Kong. The brave man became angry and stabbed his own diaper with a small wooden sword!

In an instant, the diapers burst into bright golden light, and with a bang, the little King Kong was bounced away.

Lin Li's eyes were excited, I knew, I knew, diapers must also be a treasure!

An illusory figure appeared beside the brave man, and the figure said respectfully to the child: "Master Brave, call me the spirit of diapers, do you have any orders?"

"What kind of spirit is the spirit of diapers? It's as disgusting as Superman's poop!" Wuming complained.

Superman: "?"

"This person bullies me." The brave man pointed at Little King Kong and said.

"Oh?" The diaper spirit looked at Little King Kong, "Master Brave, do you need me to help you deal with him?"

Lin Li's eyes became more and more excited, yes, it should be like this!

"Of course!" The little brave man nodded proudly.

"Okay, then leave it to me." The spirit of diapers looked at Little King Kong with dark eyes, "Death is forbidden!"

The field only echoed with the sound of Thor and God of War fighting.

The vigilant little King Kong touched his whole body and found that he had lost nothing, and he didn't feel any discomfort.

"What!?" The diaper spirit's eyes were horrified: "Could it be! You didn't wear diapers!?"

Little King Kong: "?"

"Why am I still wearing diapers when I'm in my 20s?" Little King Kong raised his middle finger.

"There are people in this world who don't wear diapers! Sorry, Mr. Brave, I can only deal with existences that wear diapers. I can't help you this time. I'm sorry, let's go first." The spirit of diapers He went back into the diaper in a hurry.

Brave: "..."

"The brave man deserves to come from the same world as that useless devil! The setting of the spirit of diapers is really similar to the devil of terror!" Wuming complained.

Lin Li wanted to curse even more.

Lin Li, already insane, wanted to question Little King Kong: Why didn't he wear diapers!

On the battlefield, Little King Kong's brows and eyes twitched, and he strode forward, took off the brave man's diaper, and threw it aside - to prevent him from triggering another shock, then lifted the brave man's neck again, and walked beyond the white line .

This time, nothing went wrong, and the brave man was easily thrown out by Little King Kong.

"Because the ten-cold team defeated the opponent first, the winner of this round is the ten-cold team, and the team can get 2 points." The brave man and the god of war next door, who had already shown signs of decline, disappeared into the space.

"Damn it, he was almost forced out!" Thunder God was extremely annoyed.

"Win! Win again! Long live Lin Li!" Shi Leng cheered happily.

"Although the process was all wrong, the result was all right. Lin Li is indeed the lucky star of Team Ten Cold!"

Happiness belonged to them, and Lin Li felt that he was out of tune with them even though he was at the core of the vortex of happiness.

Feeling the more resentful and fearful eyes from Marvel, Lin Liyou couldn't tell.

I'm really my own...

Wanting to lose but winning will only last for this event, and to be precise, it will only last for these two rounds.

In addition, the style of this copy will be very outrageous and nonsensical. This is the tone of the copy and will not be changed.

If you really don't like this style, just bear with it or raise it. The antenna can only say sorry.

This copy is divided into three stages following the main mission, and the length is decreasing. This copy has reached the mid-to-late stage.

This dungeon also has a small main line.