NABC Chapter 499 Buffet
Chapter 499 Buffet
Chapter 499 Buffet
The situation was rather complicated at the time. The evil monk just wanted to ask for directions, but some blind creature took him and the cow away.
"If it were me, I would most likely have appeared at the Emiya family's dinner table today." - said Mr. Ricardo, a famous five-star critic Ricardo M. Lu.
For some reason, whenever Lu Mingfei saw some foolish person trying to provoke this bald donkey, the complex emotions in his heart would trigger the loading of some unknown progress bar.
【True Dragon Appearance】Loading completed.
Lu Mingfei: "."
understood.
I’m sorry for the hardship you’ve suffered, Brother Xiaobailong.
The crowd who arrived late looked at the hill rising from the sea of bones and found that it was actually a white elephant as tall as the sky, with fangs emitting cold light, four huge legs, and silver hair all over its body that was as bright as shooting stars.
Countless bones fell from his body like a waterfall, creating a white mist of bone powder.
But the first thing people felt when they saw the giant elephant was not fear. Its kind face looked like that of a auspicious animal, and auspicious light emanated from its body, forming a sharp contrast with the mountain of corpses and sea of blood.
The long nose rolled towards the mouth, and Su Lin and Qingniu entered the mouth and were swallowed.
Meng Qi: "."
Poor cow!
"How about we sell our things and go back to our own homes and disband?" Shi Hao looked into the distance and said leisurely: "I'll go back to Shi Village and you go back to Yuqing Palace. We can also sell the White Dragon Horse for some money."
"Have you ever cared about White Dragon Horse's feelings?" Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth and said, "You only care about yourselves."
【Spiritual Transformation】Loading completed: The dragon's own energy, urine and blood can turn fish into dragons and grass into Ganoderma lucidum.
"You are the Black Dragon Horse, don't get excited." Shi Hao said this, but the nine-toothed rake in his hand suddenly appeared and was thrown to the left.
Divine light wrapped around the Nine-toothed Rake, and the radiance of the magic magic met the golden light that tore through the sky. Amid the deafening and violent explosion, the blood-weeping scream became even louder.
At the same time that Shi Hao disappeared from the spot, thousands of lightning flashed in the sky, and the harsh sound of metal clashing continued.
The monks who had "ascended" like Qingyao just stared at this scene in a daze.
Anyone involved in this fight will be crushed to pieces!
Qingyao didn't understand either. All the possibilities that had made her die suddenly vanished, and everything in the world was in chaos. The magical powers that she had relied on for survival seemed to have lost their effect at this moment.
The golden-haired monkey looked into his own eyes and smiled, as if he saw through everything. "Dear donors, I am Old Sun..."
Meng Qi had just opened his mouth when he smelled a mixture of spices and fat.
Where does the smell of barbecue come from?!
In the damp and warm darkness, a ray of pure white flame ignited.
Under normal circumstances, if someone is sucked away by the nose of the white elephant demon, even an immortal who practices physical cultivation will have his soul and spirit destroyed and become food in his stomach.
But one of them was Su Lin, and the other was the Green Bull Demon, Tai Shang’s mount.
The green bull demon with a jagged horn and bright eyes transformed into a human form and took out a steel gun, with a hint of cruelty flashing in his eyes.
Even though I was a demon in the lower world, I was still the mount of Taishang Laojun. Even Puxian would flatter him when he came. How dare you, the six-tusked white jade elephant? !
Swallow everything without worrying about eating too much!
"Holy monk, just leave it to the calf." The Green Bull Demon was about to teach the stupid elephant a lesson, but Su Lin on the side reached out to stop him.
The Green Bull Demon didn't understand what he meant, but soon his expression began to distort.
"It's a first-class protected animal after all."
Su Lin took out the Tianqing Yuxu Sword and began to cut the stomach wall. Bottles and jars appeared around and collected all the blood that was spurting out.
“These are all delicious foods that you can’t eat on ordinary days.”
Su Lin threw out a ball of light and let it fly high up. The dazzling light like the sun illuminated every corner of the white elephant's stomach.
The stomach wall that even the magic of the immortals could not blast open was cut open by the sword in Su Lin's hand. He held a bloody piece of meat in his hand, and the corners of his mouth rose:
"Xiao Si, you like to eat tripe... Sorry, tripe is the omasum part of the cow's stomach. Don't be afraid, I just asked if you like to eat offal."
When the Green Bull Demon heard this, Maodu's face turned green. He staggered back two steps and almost dropped the steel spear in his hand.
During the years he had been reduced to a demon, he had seen how demons ate humans, but he had never seen a human eat a demon like this.
This is still in Bai Yuxiang's body? !
“It has to have sauce, it has to have sesame seeds, it has to have cumin.”
While Su Lin was creating the seasoning, he couldn't wait to use the flames of light to roast a piece of meat that the Sky Blue Jade Void Sword brought back.
“Ah——!!!” The painful sound did not sound like that made by an animal, but rather it was extremely ethereal.
Not long after, the wound caused by Su Lin healed again, and a powerful magical power that could crush everything came towards them.
Su Lin didn't care and pulled out the historical projection of Shirou Emiya from history and asked him to start processing the piece of meat.
"Add more spicy sauce, some pears, and no onions."
Under Shirou Emiya's smooth operation, three portions of barbecued meat with different sauces were placed in front of Su Lin.
The fat sizzled in the flames, and the fragrance and aroma filled the stomach of the white elephant spirit, accelerating its secretion of gastric acid.
Under the dull gaze of the Green Bull Spirit, Su Lin took a bite and showed an expression of enjoyment: "This is the taste, better than the one of the Immortal Palace Master. Little Si, come and try it."
Although a lot of food was obtained in the past two days and sent to Emiya Shirou, it seems that because the varieties of the ingredients are too many and the levels are too high, the other party's mission has been stuck.
There is no way. Shi Hao's cooking skills are not bad, but all the food is only served with scallion sauce or grilled food. There is no other flavor of sauce for the time being. It will be a bit greasy if you eat it for a long time.
This white elephant spirit is really a kind-hearted person. Knowing that I haven't had any decent food in the past two days, he specially opened an all-you-can-eat buffet.
"Holy monk, I... I am a vegetarian." The Green Bull Demon stared at the string of meat in Su Lin's hand and finally couldn't resist the temptation.
After he finished eating the whole string, Su Lin cut open the stomach wall and said, "Go get some kidneys."
The Green Bull Demon nodded and rushed out impatiently.
Along the way, whenever he encountered anything that was an internal obstruction to the condensation of his true energy, he would use the diamond cutter on his nose to smash it.
"Who are you?!" The White Elephant Spirit's voice was not rough, but rather sounded extremely pleasant to the ear.
Sensing the abnormality in his body, the White Elephant Spirit had no time to go up and help his third brother deal with the killer who suddenly appeared.
The three brothers specially linked the small worlds affiliated with this state to the scope of Lion Camel Ridge, waiting to be fed by those cultivators, but those small worlds could only have earthly immortals at most.
If ordinary immortals or demons fell into his stomach, their flesh and blood would be digested in an instant, so how could they hurt his body like this? !
“You guys are not cultivators from the lower realms!!!”
The huge body of the White Elephant Demon fell into the sea of bones, countless bones shattered into powder, and he rolled on the ground in unbearable pain.
While he was talking, the bald man used the sword of the unknown treasure to cut his stomach in half, cut a piece from his liver and then put it back into his stomach.
Buddha light gushed out of the white elephant's huge mouth. After the pain eased a little, the white elephant spirit discovered that the other party had helped repair its stomach?!
That's too much! ! !
The white elephant demon crawled on the ground and poured all his strength into his body, trying to spit out the green bull and the thief bald man, who looked familiar for some reason.
"I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East. Thank you for the vegetarian meal, Mr. White Elephant."
What a vegetarian meal!
The white elephant was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood. "Are you the one who replaced Tang Monk to obtain Buddhist scriptures?! Come out, I will let you pass!"
"You haven't eaten yet, why are you leaving?" Su Lin asked back, "I think the White Elephant donor's stomach is quite comfortable. It's warm in winter and cool in summer, and you can eat food locally when you're hungry."
After Su Lin finished speaking, he opened the portal again and borrowed Ye Fan's Cauldron of the Mother Energy of All Things and placed it on the ground. The huge weight made the White Elephant Spirit feel a sudden heavy weight in his stomach.
"What are you going to do?!" the white elephant said in horror.
Su Lin did not say anything, but answered with practical actions.
He pulled out Xiao Yan's historical projection, and asked him to help use the strange fire to increase the firepower below, and then poured in spiritual springs, and put many fairy fruits and spiritual fruits into the cauldron.
Then add a large piece of hot pot base customized from Yao Zunzhe
Gurgling.
The boiling spicy pot was bubbling, and the liver, meat, and stomach slices coated with batter were thrown into the pot. The dragon meat and nine-headed insect meat left over from yesterday were also taken out.
I really like what Soldier 76 said: "I am a kitchen team."
Su Lin can say the same thing now.
After creating the dipping sauce, Su Lin said with emotion: "We also have mutton. It would be even better if we had some beef when eating hot pot."
"Holy monk..." A piece of kidney fell from the Bull Demon's hand.
"I'm just kidding, Xiao Si, you're pretty fast." Su Lin put down his bowl and chopsticks and said with a smile, "I don't eat beef."
The Green Bull Spirit took two steps back: "Hmm"
Su Lin said: "It's still a little bit heart-lung."
"I'll do it!" The Green Bull Demon increased his speed a little bit, and after turning into his original form, he began to run around in the white elephant's body.
Su Lin turned back and continued to fiddle with his freshly-slaughtered hotpot.
For a moment, various aromas mixed together and spread along with the howling of the white elephant spirit.
"Don't shake around." Su Lin glanced at the soup that was about to spill out, and the Sky Blue Jade Sword in his hand suddenly grew larger and stabbed directly down.
"Second brother! Third brother!" A green-haired lion holding several dead monks had just returned from a distance and saw a scene that made him unbelievable.
Golden feathers filled the sky, and the dark clouds grew thicker and thicker. As the wind blew, he actually saw a golden-winged roc with two flaming eyes that shone like the sun and the moon?!
They fought each other, and the sun, moon and stars in the universe could be seen in the torn space, but they were all obscured by the wings.
"what happened?!"
"Brother! It's the pilgrim! Aaaaaa——!"
As the white elephant howled, a huge blue sword burst out of his belly and nailed him to the ground.
At the same time, a fragrant smell emanated from the wound of the White Elephant Demon, and the Lion Camel Ridge, where corpses were scattered all over the ground, was actually filled with the smell of barbecue.
The tip of the Green Lion's nose twitched slightly. He stared at the White Elephant with wide eyes and swallowed his saliva. A thought appeared in his mind and he blurted out subconsciously: "Second brother, why do you smell so good?!"
"That damn monk cooked offal in my stomach and ate it. He cut out all my liver, intestines, stomach and lungs!" The severe pain almost made the White Elephant Spirit faint. He raised his long trunk and slapped it wildly on the White Bone Ridge in pain.
Before long, the smoke in his stomach went up his mouth to his nostrils and then floated out.
The Green Lion Demon flew over in a hurry and came to the belly of the White Elephant Demon. He had no idea what kind of treasure the azure sword was, but it actually made him feel his life was threatened.
cry!
The sound of a bird screaming was heard, and the golden-winged Roc swooped down.
"Third brother?!" The Green Lion Demon was not sure. He thought it was his third brother who was coming to help.
The golden light rushed directly into the belly of the white elephant spirit, and at the same time a roar was heard: "Leave some for me!"
The sound of flesh being torn came from the stomach of the white elephant. The white elephant was in so much pain that it didn't care about its injuries and was about to tear its body apart to escape. Its entire body began to tremble violently.
In a flash, another edgeless sword stained with blood emerged from the body of the white elephant demon.
The white elephant spirit collapsed to the ground powerlessly: "Big brother! Third brother! Save me!"
"Second brother!" The real golden-winged Roc flew back from the sky. With wounds still on his body, he wanted to chase in but was stopped by the green lion demon.
The current situation has put the Green Lion Demon in a difficult position. If he were to rush in and clash with the White Elephant at this moment, his second brother's life would be 100% in danger.
"How did you fall into my trap?" The Green Lion Demon was anxious and angry.
He was originally tormented by a real monkey that drilled into his stomach, and had to compromise and give Sun Wukong a chance.
The Green Lion swept across the land, and blew out a fishy wind from its mouth to scatter the white bone dust: "Let them out, and the three of us brothers will let you go!"
On the ground, a golden circle blocked out external evil and protected everyone inside.
When the Green Lion Demon saw Meng Qi transform into a monkey, he was visibly stunned for a moment, but quickly recovered.
"It seems like you know something." Meng Qi restrained his urge to run over and join Su Lin and Shi Hao, and asked, "Have you joined the group of reincarnations in Lingshan?"
"Let those two come out of my second brother's body." The Green Lion Spirit said again.
Meng Qi shook his head, walked out of the circle, and came in front of the three monsters by shrinking the earth into an inch. He asked directly: "Did you eat these people?"
The Golden Winged Peng sneered, "When people are hungry, they eat meat. When we are hungry, we eat people. What's wrong with that? If you are brave, come out and fight with real swords and guns!"
He swept his eyes over the group of monks behind Meng Qi and glanced at the white elephant spirit that was emitting a fragrant smell and crawling on the ground trembling.
Suddenly, an elephant's trunk emerged from the ground and attacked Meng Qi to block him, while the Golden-Winged Roc flashed and attacked at the same time as the Green Lion Demon to take the group of monks behind Meng Qi as hostages.
The Golden-Winged Roc and the Green Lion Demon missed their catch and found that the group of monks had turned into rotten corpses of monsters. They were too shocked to attack Meng Qi.
Moo-!
A blue bull with fear in its eyes burst out of its belly, holding a few skewers in its mouth, and ran towards Meng Qi.
Because of the Green Ox, the White Elephant Demon's breath completely weakened. His eyes rolled up and his head drooped.
"Second brother!" "Second brother!"
Before the Green Lion Demon and the Golden Winged Dapeng could fight to the death, Shi Hao picked up the Nine-toothed Rake with one hand, held the Daluo Sword Embryo with the other, touched his mouth with his sleeve, and rushed out, his eyes fixed on the Golden Winged Dapeng:
"One more dish missing: braised golden-winged roc! I haven't had it for a long time!"
Relying on the skill of consuming spirits and absorbing air passed down by Zhu Bajie, he vaguely felt the existence of a trace of shackles in his body!
There is nothing you can do if Qingniu refuses to give you a piece of meat. There are two other top-notch ingredients outside!
"Everyone stay!" Shi Hao rushed forward with red eyes and flew directly towards the golden-winged Roc.
The Green Lion was furious. When had his brothers ever encountered such a situation? Just as he was about to take action, he found himself bound by Buddhist shackles. His magic power was imprisoned by a strange force, and the source of the force was...
Is it the belly of the white elephant? !
“Come on!” Su Lin dragged him down hard, muttering something that frightened the lion spirit: “The real deal, braised lion’s head!”
The golden feathers of the Golden-Winged Roc fell down, stained with blood. The Green Lion Demon transformed into its original form and tried to escape, but was slowly and firmly dragged into the belly of the White Elephant Demon.
"Bo Xun! Save me!" He yelled, "We will agree to all your conditions!"
The time and space of the world seemed to be frozen, and a transparent swastika seal appeared on the heads of the three monsters in Lion Camel Ridge.
In an instant, millions of overlapping souls burst out with their final wail, breaking into the purest soul power and falling into the bodies of the three monsters.
The white elephant spirit, which had no breath left, had its chest beating and echoing.
In the moment of dead silence, a mirage appeared dozens of miles away from Lion Camel Ridge. In it was a brick building, tall and wide, with a window on the east. The Buddha's light illuminated the world.
Lingshan?
(End of this chapter)