NABC Chapter 1651 How to defraud funds elegantly and sustainably (monthly ticket plus 16)
Chapter 1651 How to defraud funds elegantly and sustainably (monthly ticket plus 16)
Chapter 1651 How to defraud funds elegantly and sustainably (monthly ticket plus 16)
Tucao belongs to Tucao, hard work belongs to hard work.
Even if the Lord of Thunder has a stomach full to vomit, even if he wants to slap Gretel on the head with a magic crystal plate, even if he wants to turn around and leave - he must fulfill his duties as a teacher well before that.
What does a teacher do?
Isn't it just to get resources for the students - this is not necessary, little Gretel has grown into a small expert in getting resources, who can share benefits with disciples, senior brothers and sisters, and even his teacher;
Setting up topics for students, pointing out the research direction - this is not necessary, now it is Little Gretel who has created a lot of topics, and then respectfully presents them to him, even as a teacher, he is holding the topics that students have created in front of him. Research;
Answering students' questions - well, this has to be done, if you don't do it well, the status of teachers and students will really drop!
"First of all, do you have to solve all the problems before you start helping the Dragon Clan raise children in batches?"
"Uh...but this is very costly and the success rate is very low..."
"Secondly, if you don't solve the problems of hatching dragon eggs and awakening baby dragons, and just get started, will the success rate be completely lost?"
"It's not that...but..."
"Again, if you solve a batch of problems first and create a batch of children for the Dragon Clan, will it prevent you from solving subsequent problems?"
"This will definitely not...but..."
"But wasting too many resources? Will a group of dragons be delayed in the pregnancy and childbirth process for nothing? Wasting time and energy for nothing?"
Gretel nodded, nodded, nodded vigorously.If he is really bad, if he comes out with a technology, he will help the Dragon Race to do a batch of assisted reproduction, and then come out with a batch of technology, and then do a batch of assisted reproduction, and now he has made a lot of money——
Just care about the union of fertilized eggs, don't care about pregnancy, let alone birth, let alone how it hatches!
Just like in the previous life, those assisted reproductive institutions paid once for inspection, once for artificial insemination, once for stimulation injection, once for egg retrieval, once for test tube and transplantation——
what?
The sperm-egg combination failed, and none of the 4, 8, or 21 eggs that were taken out developed into a suitable morula, and none of them could be transplanted into the body?Can the morula transplanted into the body fail to implant?
So can I get back the money I paid before?
It's impossible!
I couldn't conceive naturally before, it must be the man, the woman, or the man and the woman, something is wrong!
Or blockage of fallopian tubes, or endocrine disorders, or lack of sperm and weak sperm, in short, there is a problem somewhere!If not, why seek medical help?
Since there is a problem, then the sperm and egg cannot combine, the fertilized egg cannot divide normally, and the divided fertilized egg cannot implant - isn't this a matter of course?How can it be said that it is a problem of medical institutions?
If Gretel shows this attitude, he can also convince a large number of people, correct, a large number of dragons.But he couldn't bear it:
What a troublesome thing it is for a dragon to conceive once. From conception to birth, from birth to hatching, both parents, especially the mother, have to devote so much effort and mobilize how much energy.
As long as he thinks that three-fourths of his hard work and energy will be wasted by force when the research is not perfect, and seven-eighths will be wasted. remuneration……
"And they did it voluntarily! They did it voluntarily! They even begged you!" The Lord of Thunder hated iron but steel:
"They have come to beg sincerely, and even want to spend money to block the door. What's the matter if you satisfy them? ——It's not that you haven't made the stakes clear!"
"Uh……"
That's true.Medical treatment has never said that it is certain, certain, certain, guaranteed to be cured, or guaranteed to achieve the desired effect of the patient.
Always day by day, year by year, layer by layer.Just like assisted reproduction, artificial insemination first solves the problem of not being able to mate naturally;
Another generation of test tubes solved the problem of sperm not being able to swim through;
Then there is the second-generation test tube, which solves the problem that sperm cannot break through the egg barrier...
Eat food one bite at a time, and do things one by one.Every technological advancement can always solve some problems; but looking at it in another direction, every technological advancement, there will definitely be a group of people crying:
This technology still can't solve our problem!
If you can't solve this batch, then continue to study, what else can you do?
"Then... shall I go and release the batch number first?"
Gretel hesitated.The Lord of Thunder was stunned for a moment, and then he understood what the meaning of "number release" was, and he smiled:
"Of course. Finish a batch of work first, send a batch away, and let the dragon clan see by the way, your work still has great results." The Lord of Thunder replied without hesitation:
"Of course, the remuneration that should be received is also accepted, so don't be soft-hearted. ——Thinking about the best, if this batch number is released, you will at least finish all the simple batches, won't you?"
...It also makes sense...From the perspective of avoiding excessive medical treatment, if you can use artificial insemination, you don't need the first-generation test tube, and if you can use the first-generation test tube, you don't need the second-generation test tube.
On the one hand, help-seekers will suffer less; on the other hand, one less experience of artificial intervention is equivalent to one more experience of natural selection, and the probability of the fetus passing through the pregnancy smoothly, being born successfully, and being healthy and lively without disease is also higher...
"Then teacher, I'm going to issue the number first." Gretel bowed respectfully and walked out.Walking to the door of the study, she slammed on the brakes and turned her head again:
"Then teacher, this batch of assisted reproduction is finished, and the money that should be collected has been collected. What should they do if they refuse to pay for the next stage of research?"
"..."
The Thunder Lord was speechless for a moment.This kid, life is so good that he even forgot the basic skills of cheating on the budget?
Research budgets are impossible and never will be possible.As a magician, as a magician who relies on advanced research, who didn't fight with the parliament and the budget department of the parliament all the way up?
From a low-level mage to a high-level mage, from a young man working under a teacher to a high-level mage with an independent laboratory, to a legend with a complete team...
Year after year, one project after another, this homework has never been let go!
That is this little guy, from the Kingdom of Eagles to the Kingdom of the Sun, from the Elven Forest to Dragon Island.Basically, each time, he is provided with the financial resources of a kingdom for his own research, and with the financial resources of a race, he is supported with a laboratory...
People who want what materials, what energy, what kind of helper they want, just ask for it. Basically, they can get whatever they want, and they have never felt what it is like to be "lack".
If things go on like this, he even forgot the ability to divide the research into several stages, hand in tasks in stages, and apply for projects in stages!
"Haven't you ever thought about who needs your research the most?"
"Legendary dragon..."
"Can your current research meet their needs?"
"It probably won't work. The pregnancy problem of the legendary giant dragon is still uncertain. We need to do more research on chromosomes and energy..."
"Then you're still afraid that they won't pay?"
"Uh……"
The higher-level magicians are richer, and the higher-level dragons are also richer.In this wave of release, at most half of the adult dragons can be dealt with, and maybe only a third of them can be dealt with;
Next, the pregnancy problems of most adult dragons, the pregnancy problems of legendary dragons, the hatching of dragon eggs, the awakening of young dragons...
Take your time, study one, ask for a wave of funds, give one service, and collect one money!
With the guidance of the teacher, Gretel was cheeky and generously released the number.Adult male dragons, including male dragons under adult age, who have reproductive needs, can bring their spouses to seek services.
Within three days, his mage tower was overwhelmed by young and old dragons.Gretel had to build a small house outside the mage tower, lead out a transmission line, and let the specially arranged puppet receive it there:
"Yes, it only serves older male dragons who have difficulty in giving birth, not older female dragons. The reason? - There are many reasons why female dragons have difficulty in giving birth, and research is more difficult. The Mage Tower is temporarily closed. This study was not conducted!"
"What should we do if the giant dragon couples are about the same age? - Then I can only ask you to know that the effect is not good, and it is not our fault that you can't get pregnant or lay eggs successfully..."
"Can't get pregnant once? If you can't get pregnant once, you can do it again for free, and there is no additional charge for the first three times... Beyond the third time? If you can't succeed even three times, it means that your problem cannot be solved by the current research!"
"If you need services, please come here to line up... Queue up and get the magic contract! Please be sure to read all the notices, then sign the contract and pay the deposit... First come, first come, first come first! First sign, first pay deposit, first enjoy the service!"
"Legends are not accepted! Legends are not accepted! - On the side of the female giant dragon, those over 300 years old are not accepted!"
"We only guarantee fertilization, not the survival of fertilized eggs, let alone the birth of dragon eggs! Please be careful about the magic contract and make sure you can accept it before coming back! I don't accept requests for refunds or compensation because of later problems!"
That is, the puppet controlled by Taling has enough patience, repeats, repeats, and repeats these requirements to each customer once or even several times——
Whether the customer is questioning or annoyed, attacking or making noise, hesitating, and changing his mind constantly, Taling and Golem have given a perfect service attitude.
Don't be in a hurry, don't get angry, don't jump, don't spray people in the face - spray dragons, don't slam the table and say "If you want to do it, do it or get out", or "Is your mind filled with water? Such a simple condition Don't understand?"
The smile on the face is always perfect (of course, the smile of the puppet is made on the face at the moment of production), at most, the customer's inquiry takes more than half an hour, and he will point out:
"Hello, your consultation time is up, please leave the room temporarily and pass the opportunity to the next one..."
Then, the door clicked open, the wall of the room fell down, the puppet moved left and right, moved along the track to the edge of the room, and bowed to the dragon in line at the door:
"Please—"
This pile of restrictive conditions has successfully dissuaded more than half of the customers.In the end, only 11 older male dragons, with their consorts or other female dragons, lined up at Gretel's side.
Then, they saw a miracle:
"No, so fast?"
"Is this too fast?"
"How many can you do this day?"
"Give him a month, can all the giant dragons on Dragon Island be finished?"
Assisted reproduction, or in other words, sperm selection + assisted sperm-egg combination, has indeed formed a process.Sperm work best, up to one hour, including half an hour waiting for liquefaction;
Next, sending the optimized sperm, casting spells, and assisting the combination of sperm and eggs will not take half an hour.Adding up the inside and outside, one and a half hours.
——That is to say, if each dragon couple casts the spell separately, one pair for one and a half hours, eight hours a day, 5 couples, 11 dragon couples can be done, and it can be done in two days;
If the pipeline operation, it is even more incredible.Everyone lined up, one session after another, one day, 11 couples, all done!
Of course, it is impossible for Gretel to go directly to the assembly line. ——After all, he still pays a lot of money, and his work must always be worthy of the money given by the client.
In other words, if you want to give the other party a private hospital-level experience, you can't fool them with the service process of the public juniors:
The pre-conversation, informing, comforting, and the inspection before starting to cast the spell, everything requires him to come off the stage in person and communicate with a smile.Read the notice aloud, and confirm that the spouses are voluntary, informed, and agree...
No way, until now, his disciples, or other high-level spellcasters in the same direction, have not had enough status to be recognized by the dragon clan.If he wanted to make money, Gretel had to show his face.
——In fact, he still wants to collect hospital fees.Since it takes about seven days to determine whether the spell is successful, it is best for the female dragon who comes to seek medical treatment to be hospitalized near the mage tower.
The problem is that the real body of the Dragon Clan is too large, and building a large number of wards for them requires a huge investment, and the gains outweigh the losses;
It is not suitable to make a human-sized room, mainly because the fertilized egg splits and implants. It is best not to change between the human shape and the dragon shape, which may affect the success rate of pregnancy...
I had to let them find a place nearby!It doesn't matter whether you are on the ground under the sky, or you drill into a cave to soak in sea water, whatever you want, the mage's tower can't provide wards!
Sorry!Except for technical assistance fees, no money can be charged!
Even so, the speed at which Gretel made money made the dragons who came to see him open their mouths and couldn't close their mouths.One pair for half a day, one pair for half a day, just one day, you can earn the savings of the Dragon Clan for decades!
Decades!
In five and a half days, Gretel dealt with all the giant dragon couples who came to seek treatment in one go.When the last couple was finished, the first couple had a vague feeling:
"I think... I should be pregnant... I feel that this time there are four children, four little lives..."
The first brass dragon couple who came to seek medical treatment snuggled together, rubbing their long necks and whispering.Nearby, two metal dragon couples showed envious eyes:
Pregnant so soon?
So... can we have another litter?
Thanks to @跟猪虎头 for the reward of 500 starting coins
(End of this chapter)