Chapter 164
Chapter 164
Looking at Zhu Qizhen, who had a blue nose and a swollen face, squatting in the corner and crying.
There was also Zhu Qiyu and Zhu Jianshen, who were on the side of the yin and yang strange qi, comforting him, and everyone was silent...
For a moment, everyone couldn't tell who and who were the two fathers and sons...
Zhu Houzhao: "Ah Xi, although our brothers met for the first time, the relationship between the two of us is much better than that between the Fort Sect and the Daizong!"
Zhu Houxi: "Hmm... Indeed..."
Zhu Youzhen: "It's not me bragging, among the brothers here, the most ironclad relationship should be me and my eldest brother, right? Ah no, pull big!"
Zhu Changluo: "School, my big son! You really! I cry to death!"
Zhu Youxiao: "..."
Zhu Di: "Wait! I'm not convinced when it comes to this! On brothers! My relationship with my eldest brother is the most iron! I think he really ~ fed me back then!"
Zhu Yunjiang: "I wipe! Dad, you were so perverted when you were a child?"
Zhu Biao: "Fourth, are you sick, when have I ever done such a perverted thing!"
Zhu Di: "Big brother, have you forgotten? I heard my second brother say that I was three years old and you were eight years old. At that time, he accidentally saw that you picked up and stuffed it into my mouth!
Zhu Biao: "I... You picked it up and stuffed it into your mouth! I was helping you get chicken manure out of your mouth! Why is this bastard still making rumors!"
Zhu Di: "Really? You really didn't feed me?"
Zhu Biao: "Of course not! I'm not that perverted!"
Zhu Di: "Then why did you ask the second brother not to spread this matter?"
Zhu Biao: "I served... Do you think it's honorable that you eat chicken manure? I'm protecting your reputation, okay! Could it be that I go around telling people that you pick up chicken manure and eat it, and it tastes delicious?"
Zhu Di: "Hmm... It seems to be oh..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "Dad, in fact, you don't have to think so much about the reputation of the fourth uncle." After all, before he rebelled, during the period of time when he pretended to be crazy and selling stupid, he not only ate pig food, but also ate pig manure!"
Zhu Di: "..."
Emperors: "Ah?
Zhu Houxi: "Didn't you just say that you just ate pig food?"
Zhu Yunjiang: "I really convinced you... If Uncle Fourth just eats pig food, I'll believe him is crazy?"
Zhu Houxi: "But even if you add eating pig dung, do you really believe that Grandpa Cheng is crazy?
Zhu Yunjiang: "Old Taoist priest, you... Okay! Originally, I wanted to save some face for the fourth uncle, but if you want this, then I won't leave it for him!"
Zhu Di: "Ahem, nephew... Shall we calm down?"
Zhu Houzhao: "Is this a big melon about to explode?"
Zhu Yunjiang: "I can't calm down! Let me tell you the truth! I think the reason why my fourth uncle was able to hide from the sky and cross the sea in the first place made me believe that he was really crazy, but I was not too naïve!"
Zhu Yunjiang: "You don't know yet, he didn't just pretend to be crazy and sell stupid, eating pig food and pig dung!
Zhu Di: "Zhu Yunjiang!!
Emperors: "Wow! Running naked? Really fake?"
Zhu Yunjiang: "If you don't believe it, you can ask Gao Chi and Ji Zai!
Zhu Gaozhi: "Eh... I that... Daddy, I should know... Still don't know?"
Zhu Di: "... What do you say!!"
Zhu Zhanji: "To tell the truth, I really don't know!"
Zhu Youzhen: "But how come we don't know about running naked?"
Zhu Yunjiang: "This is not nonsense, after he becomes the emperor, he will definitely bury this ugly thing!"
Zhu Youjian: "It makes sense..."
Zhu Biao: "It seems that Old Fourth, you have really suffered... Anyway, when you were a child, the pants were all the ass I wiped for you, and I still remember the birthmark on your ass!"
Zhu Di: "..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "This is true, the Qin messengers I sent to monitor the fourth uncle also said so after returning." "
Zhu Di: "..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Ah, why don't we know that the old fourth has a birthmark on his butt?"
Zhu Di: "Can you stop mentioning this!!?"
Zhu Youzhen: "I have to say that Emperor Xingzong is really good to Grandpa Cheng, he actually wiped his brother's ass, my brother didn't wipe me, alas..."
Zhu Youxiao: "Are you sick!?"
Zhu Changluo: "You're naughty, and you're not afraid that your eldest brother will scrape a piece of wood for you?"
Zhu Youxiao: "..."
Zhu Youjian: "Forget it... It's okay for me to wipe it myself..."
Next, it was the turn of the old Taoist priest Zhu Houxi to receive the award.
After Zhu Houxi had done some ideological struggle, he was still a little swaying and tangled...
Zhu Houzhao: "Ah Xi, in my opinion, you are so timid, you can simply be buried by the color cannon for a while!
Zhu Houxi: "No, this Taoist robe I am wearing today is in the Taoist temple, and I have been enshrined with incense for nine hundred and eighty-one days!
Zhu Houzhao: "I served... You cultivated the Dao and cultivated the devil, you..."
Zhu Houxi: "Speaking of Yuxiao, how is the music mode defined?"
Zhu Youxiao: "I don't know the specifics of this, and the system has not made it clear. However, according to the situation of Emperor Xiaozong, it should be the person or thing that he cares about most in his subconscious mind when he thinks about it day and night!"
Zhu Houxi: "I care most about people or things..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "Old Taoist, the person you care about the most should not be Yang Jinying, right?
Zhu Houxi: "Jianwen, shut up! I don't care about anyone else!
Zhu Yunjiang: "Then what do you care about the most, isn't it the incident that you almost strangled to death by Yang Jinying?"
Zhu Houxi: "Joke! How is it possible! I ascended the throne as emperor at the age of 14, what kind of strong winds and waves have never been seen! Even Yang Tinghe has been completely removed from power by me! I don't even need eunuchs, I can make this group of ministers honest!"
Zhu Yunjiang: "Don't brag, then you should try that music mode!
Zhu Houxi: "Ahem, my that... I suddenly feel that it is good to be gouged out..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "You are afraid! You retreat! You just care about Yang Jinying the most! You are a coward!"
Zhu Houxi: "You fart!
Zhu Yunjiang: "Then you choose the music mode, let's see!"
Zhu Houxi: "Choose it!
Zhu Yunjiang: "Okay! Don't regret it!
Zhu Houzhao: "A Xi, Jianwen is provoking you, you have fallen into the trap!"
Zhu Houxi: "..."
Zhu Di: "So Yun Jiao is forced to do things all day long!"
Zhu Yunjiang: "Fourth Uncle, don't you blame me for shaking out your naked running, heck! You said that you are an elder, how can you be angry with me?"
Zhu Di: "..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "Besides, don't you want to see the picture of the old Taoist priest almost strangled to death by Yang Jinying?
Zhu Di: "I don't want to!!"
Zhu Houxi: "I don't want to!!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Actually, I don't want to see it much, but I'm just curious about what this "Palace Girl Horror Night" is about." "
Zhu Houxi: "No, cousin, you are not curious!"
Zhu Houzhao: "No, brother, I'm curious!"
Zhu Youxuan: "Azhao, being curious about everything will only harm you!"
Zhu Youzhen: "Master Xiaozong, how can you also learn..."
In the end, Zhu Houxi, who praised Haikou, could only bite the bullet and choose the music mode...
He has already been forced by Zhu Yunjiang and can't help it!
If you don't give Yang Jinying this hurdle to the past, it will not be only Zhu Yunjiang in the future! (read violent novels, go on Feilu Novel Network!)
Other people will definitely often use Yang Jinying's matter to ridicule him!
Especially his cousin!
He really doesn't want to hear the name "Yang Jinying" anymore!!
And to be honest, Zhu Houxi didn't feel that he cared much, Yang Jinying and others almost strangled him.
For so many years, he has not experienced any ups and downs, and he was frightened by this matter!
He didn't believe that Yang Jinying would really appear in the music mode!
【Ding! Next is the seventh place reward!】
[Let's applaud and encourage! Seventh place, Jiajing Emperor Zhu Houxi!]
Just when everyone was mentally prepared and waiting for the "fierce and evil" Yang Jinying to appear.
The next picture I saw was something that no one expected!
I saw that the pictures that appeared around were actually the portraits of the three ancestors of Taoism: Yuqing Yuan Shi Tianzun, Shangqing Lingbao Tianzun, Taiqing Daode Tianzun, and the portrait of majestic seating!
At the same time, all sorts of incomprehensible spells came from all directions!
Although everyone did not know why, they could guess that this incomprehensible mantra should be a Taoist scripture.
The old Taoist priest Zhu Houxi immediately breathed a sigh of relief...
OK...... It's good that it's not Yang Jinying...
Nor is it a flood of money!
Zhu Houxi was moved to tears: "Ancestor Master Sanqing, don't fool me!!"
Zhu Houzhao: "It's not... What's going on here? What's going on? Is it excessive?"
Zhu Jianshen: "Who understands, my family! I seem to have come to the Taoist Temple! What a cordial feeling~~"
Zhu Youxuan: "Eh... Father, who was chanting the Buddhist scriptures just now?"
Zhu Jianshen: "Everything is inseparable from its origin, don't care about these details!"
Zhu Youxuan: "Then you can simply "Confucianism" and "the three families can worship together?"
Zhu Jianshen: "This is also a good way! After all, more oil is not a bad dish, and many people are not strange!"
Zhu Youxuan: "... served..."
Just when everyone thought that Zhu Houxi's heart was most concerned about cultivation and the three ancestors of Taoism, the picture around him suddenly turned!
The portrait of the Sanqing Ancestor disappeared in an instant, and the picture that replaced it was a sea of white clouds!
Seem...... In the clouds driving the fog generally...
At the same time, the voice of the old Taoist god and god sounded,
"Tao gives birth to one, one life two, two lives three, three lives all things, all things bear the yin and embrace the yang, and rush to think of peace!"
"The immortal caresses my top, and the hair is immortal!"
"Wu Nai: Lingxiao Shangqing Commander Lei Yuanyang Miaoyi Fei Yuan Zhenjun!"
"Wu Nai: Nine Heavenly Sect Puji Shengling Palm Yin Yang Gong Dao Siren Ziji Immortal Weng Yiyang True Man Yuan Void Xuan Ying Enlighten Voldemort Loyal Filial Piety Emperor!"
"Wu Nai: Taishang Daluo Heavenly Immortal Purple Extreme Immortal Saint Wisdom Zhao Ling Tong Three-Yuan Certificate, Ying Yu Void Commander, Five Thunder Great True Person, Xuandu Realm Wanshou Emperor!"
"I want to become an immortal! The mana is boundless!"
"I want to become an immortal!
"Wu Nai, Wanshou Emperor!"
"Becoming an immortal! Becoming an immortal!"
"Master Dao, I'm done!"
"Hahahaha!!!!
Zhu Houxi: "..."
Emperors: "..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "Isn't it... Old Taoist, hello middle two... Also become an immortal... Are you crazy?"
Zhu Houzhao: "A Xi, it turns out that you are all dreaming of cultivating immortals?
Zhu Houxi: "You guys talk nonsense! I'm not stupid! There are really immortals in this world!"
Zhu Houzhao: "Where are the immortals, you cultivate immortal novels, ah no, you have read too many mythological books, right?"
Zhu Houxi: "Really, why don't you believe me, just like Yuxiao, his life expectancy is now hundreds of years!
Zhu Youjian: "Master Sejong, you sober up, my eldest brother is just a long life, he can't fly... You're all flying through the clouds..."
Zhu Houzhao: "Ah Xi, you are in love!"
Zhu Houxi: "..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "We also served... Speaking of old Taoist, what are your long list of titles?"
Zhu Biao: "If nothing else, that should be his Dao number." "
Zhu Jianshen: "Isn't it? The Dao number is so long?
Zhu Youxuan: "Father, you are a half-hanged Taoist person, I'm afraid you don't even have a Dao number, right?"
Zhu Jianshen: "What is a half-hanging! I am also a person who has opened the altar and done the law!"
Zhu Youxuan: "Then do you do the Dharma or the Tao?"
Zhu Jianshen: "Eh... I forgot..."
Zhu Houxi: "No, grandpa, you can forget this?"
Zhu Youxuan: "Of course I can forget, because there are not only Taoist priests around him, but even monks!
Zhu Houxi: "It's really chaotic..."
Zhu Youxuan: "According to his words, that is, more oil and vegetables are not bad, and many people are not strange!
Zhu Jianshen: "..."
Zhu Yunjiang: "Then again, old Taoist, it seems that your heart is really ruthless!
Zhu Houxi: "How about that? I want to become an immortal and live a long life! Is there anything wrong with this?
Zhu Yunjiang: "But the people Yang Jinying took their lives to the table, and you actually didn't take people to heart! Gee, you negative man~~"
Zhu Houxi: "Jianwen, you are sick!
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Wait, wait!!!, so we still haven't figured it out, old Taoist, which is your Dao number?"
Zhu Houxi: "Eh... Grandpa Taizu, in fact, these are my Dao numbers, but the third one is my latest seal, but I still don't feel very satisfied, so recently I thought of a new Dao number!
Emperors: "..."
Zhu Yuanzhang: "What's the use of your whole number of bells and whistles?"
Zhu Houxi: "Of course it is useful, when the day comes, I will ascend to the upper realm! This number is the honorific title given to me by other "immortals" after I am in the immortal class!
As he spoke, the old Taoist priest's face was filled with a strong sense of yearning!
It was as if the fairies in the sky were already waving at him~~
Emperors: "Neuropathy... Factory".
NABC