NABC Chapter 338 Death 2 has no behind-the-back detection, Nian Sha is guaranteed to suffer a big loss!
Chapter 338 Death 2 has no behind-the-back detection, Nian Sha is guaranteed to suffer a big loss!
Chapter 338 Death Two has no behind-the-back judgment, Thousand Year Kill is guaranteed to suffer a great loss!
Madara Uchiha, who had only eaten one meal and one dessert, stared at the figure floating in the air and couldn't figure out who it was.
The person had short, soft, creamy-yellow hair and was a boy who looked remarkably like Kaguya. He had pale skin, delicate features, and a pair of snow-white pupils beneath his round eyebrows. There were two distinctive horns on either side of his forehead, and a Rinnegan was likely hidden in the gap between them.
When the boy saw Kaguya, his eyes shone brightly as if tears were about to well up in his eyes.
However, Kaguya didn't react in any special way when she saw him. She simply opened her lips and calmly told him, "These are what I ate."
"what?"
Black Zetsu Otsutsuki didn't react for a moment.
What did he just say?
He seemed to be saying: "Damn Uchiha Madara! Placing his leftover food wrappers next to his mother, was he trying to make others think that his mother ate a lot, like a pig?!"
"No—" Black Zetsu's eyes widened in confusion as he pointed at the pile of takeout boxes and asked, "Did Mom eat all of this by herself?"
Kaguya gently raised a finger and pointed to two boxes next to Madara Uchiha. "Those are what he ate."
Black Zetsu was stunned for a moment, then switched to his childish tantrum mode.
"I don't care! Madara Uchiha is a pig, and Mom is an omnipotent goddess! The most beautiful goddess!"
Kaguya Otsutsuki:
Uchiha Madara:
In this timeline, Madara Uchiha is around fifty years old, so his temper has naturally calmed down.
Of course, it was impossible for him to restrain himself. After being stunned for a moment and realizing that this was Black Zetsu after obtaining the body of the Otsutsuki, Madara Uchiha grabbed the Flame Fan next to him and jumped up!
"Madara!" Tobirama hadn't expected Madara to be so impulsive!
The current Black Zetsu is probably not so easy to deal with anymore!
Furthermore, if Madara Uchiha and Black Zetsu Otsutsuki were to fight here, it would inevitably let the people of Konoha know that Kaguya Otsutsuki was hiding here, and that Madara Uchiha had also arrived!
As Tobirama took out his Flying Thunder God kunai, ready to act, Madara Uchiha had already unleashed Fire Release: Great Fire Annihilation!
"!!!" Tobirama not only used the Flying Thunder God Technique, but also completed the hand seals for Water Release!
However, Black Zetsu opened the golden Rinnegan on his forehead!
"A mere Fire Release technique is nothing but a joke in front of my Rinnegan!"
"!!!"
Madara Uchiha's Fire Release technique was instantly absorbed into the chakra of Black Zetsu Otsutsuki's Rinnegan!
According to the original work, Madara Uchiha's Rinnegan was supposed to awaken when he was close to death. At that time, he was only fifty years old and did not have a Rinnegan that could fight against the Black One!
However, Madara was not a man who would give up so easily! He immediately used Susanoo, and a dark blue exoskeleton grew from Madara's shoulder, transforming into a giant fist that smashed towards Black Zetsu!
If it were the old Black Zetsu, he would have been forced to use his Mayfly Technique to hide underground. But now, possessing the body of an Otsutsuki clan member, Black Zetsu actually blocked Madara Susanoo's fist with his bare hand?!
Tobirama fired a kunai and used the Flying Thunder God Technique to get behind Madara and persuade him to calm down.
Black Zetsu Otsutsuki, however, refused to give up!
"Black Zetsu————"
At that moment, Kaguya suddenly spoke up!
"You're going to mess up the flowers."
Following Kaguya's gaze, Tobirama saw the crimson camellia in the courtyard, which his elder brother Hashirama had planted for him before his death.
"Okay, Mom!" Black Zetsu obediently teleported to Kaguya's side.
Kaguya sat in the entrance hall of the courtyard, with Black Zetsu squatting beside her like a child seeking attention from his mother, waiting for Kaguya to pat his head and praise him for his current appearance.
"..
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Kaguya didn't get Black Zetsu's expectations; after all, she wasn't exactly a person when it came to interpersonal relationships.
However, it was precisely because Tobirama Senju had accidentally summoned Kaguya that the ninja world in this timeline was saved unintentionally.
Moreover, Kaguya, who had never experienced betrayal, was very easy to talk to. Basically, if Tobirama had any ideas, he only needed to discuss them with Kaguya, and Kaguya would relay them to Black Zetsu. Black Zetsu would tell him everything without reservation, or even personally help the ninjas solve their problems.
About four or five hours had passed.
During this period, the online flame war between the "all-knowing gods" did not weaken with the passage of time, but instead tended to intensify.
In the "Tobirama's Death Timeline," Tsunade, hands on her hips, angrily shouted at the sky, "Who are you?! You want to be my man?! You should at least be as strong as Grandpa Hashirama!!"
Madara Uchiha glanced at her, thinking to himself, "Then you're probably going to be single for the rest of your life."
But to Madara's surprise, Tobirama Senju suddenly pointed at him and said to Hashirama's granddaughter, "The only person who can fight your brother is Uchiha Madara. Are you interested in a man who's mentally unstable, easily fooled, and manipulated?"
"Senju Tobirama, you—" Madara was about to explode in anger.
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the adorable Tsunade staring intently at him, and the sensitive young man suddenly felt embarrassed and at a loss for what to do.
Tsunade asked, "Is there really no other option?"
Tobirama: "No."
The adorable Tsunade sighed deeply, looking resigned: "Then I guess I'll just stay single forever."
Madara Uchiha: "————" A big "fuck" was stuck in his mind, unable to be suppressed or uttered.
He decided to hate everyone around Hashirama equally!
Asuma Sarutobi, in the "Konoha Chunin Exams Timeline," took a deep drag on his cigarette. The arguing in the comments about who got to steal Kurenai's first time was driving him crazy! He'd already taken that thing! Why would he leave it for you guys to fight over?!
"Compared to your situation—" Red looked embarrassed, "I have far more rivals in love."
Gai Lao's bullet comments were so colorful that hundreds of them were blocked! But at first, the bullet comment wall didn't react, and several colorful bullet comments were made public in the ninja world, such as "I want to eat you", "Want to lick", and "Face me", which turned the sky of the ninja world into the color of dusk.
Asma: "Don't even mention it, I got goosebumps all over."
The main issues are also arguing about values and fighting capabilities.
Jiraiya, the Third Hokage, Minato, Kakashi, Obito, Furu, Sasuke, and Naruto were all the main targets of attention.
Of course, there are also discussions about who the second and first place winners of the Ninja World Diva Contest are, why it stopped at third place, whether there was any foul play, or whether it was hacked, etc.
The all-knowing gods had no idea what was happening in the various timelines of the ninja world.
Because of the wish of the third songstress, Black Zetsu, multiple timelines have become experimental grounds for the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
And they are still excitedly awaiting the appearance of the second songstress and the strongest songstress.
Nearly five hours later, the bullet screen app finally displayed a new notification:
Second place: Kakashi Hatake
Representative songs——
"Rice Fragrance" Kakashi BV1Aa4y1c7YE
Kakashi BV1t4P2e1EeG
Please Don't Take Me Away - Kakashi BV16iNSzzEqW
One Last Kiss - Obito & Kakashi BV1nV4y1h7eg
"I Once Thought of Ending It All" by Kakashi (BV13e41197sH)
Silhouette of Obito & Kakashi (BV1Hk4y1N7f)
Winter Flower - Kakashi BV1TM4y1471S
Foxtail Grass on the Slope (BV1XUCWYzEyZ)
Kakashi from Under the Sea (BV16z421Z7eR)
Seeing Kakashi's name, the people on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War weren't too surprised, after all, Kakashi was really popular with the "all-knowing god"!
"And Kakashi-sensei sings all his songs really well." Sakura swayed her shoulders, the melody of "Silhouette" still echoing in her mind.
However, she can only hum at most; as for singing—
She also inherited her master Tsunade's talent in this aspect; she doesn't sing very well in tune, either she overdoes it or she sounds like a tough sheep.
"Indeed, Kakashi-senpai's song is unexpectedly good." Yamato laughed. "To quote what the comments say, if senpai didn't become a ninja, he could pursue a singing career in the future."
Kakashi, embarrassed, said, "Stop flattering me. I didn't sing those songs myself. It's just that the songs are nice to listen to."
"But Kakashi-sensei's songs are generally very sad," Naruto said with heartache. "As Kakashi-sensei's students, we don't know anything about his past, even though he knows everything about us. Kakashi-sensei is being too distant!!"
"Yes, yes!" Sakura nodded vigorously in agreement. "Kakashi-sensei is so pitiful!"
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Even Sasuke nodded slightly, agreeing with Naruto and Sakura's statement.
Yamato muttered ominously in a low voice, "Senpai only lets me be at ease when it's time to pay the bill. That's so unfair—"
Kakashi was so embarrassed he was sweating. He never expected his obedient junior to betray him.
Obito Uchiha, standing nearby, gave Kakashi a strange look. "Are you short of money?"
"No, it didn't fall down either—"
Kurenai recalled, "How could he be short of money? Back then, you, Rin, and the Fourth Hokage all left one after another. He was taking on missions from the Anbu like crazy. He didn't even have time to heal his wounds, let alone take a vacation."
"Red, give me some face!" Kakashi pleaded sadly. Those songs were already taking his life, and now he was ranked second in the strongest songstress rankings. It was simply unbearable.
Asuma chimed in with his girlfriend, "Besides watching 'Make-Out Paradise,' he doesn't seem to have any other bad habits." At least they hadn't heard any gossip about Kakashi staying out all night in Yoshiwara or spending lavishly in Tanabata.
Nara Shikaku took a puff of his pipe. "The main thing is that he doesn't even have a family to support. I really don't know why he's so stingy."
The married men nodded in agreement. Unmarried, no girlfriend, elite ninja—how could they possibly be poor? They have more mission rewards than they can spend! They simply can't spend them all!!
Izumo Kamitsu: "But it really is tragic. Several songs made my heart ache."
"Mmm!" Gangzi Tie responded repeatedly, "Especially Kakashi-sama's expression in there, it's really heartbreaking to see."
"Hey, hey, hey, don't hold a denunciation meeting for me in front of me, you lot—" Kakashi tugged at his mask with a hint of helplessness, a small gesture that silently betrayed his embarrassment.
Lin stood to the side, a faint smile on her lips.
She didn't express her heartache like others, but her gentle gaze fell on him again and again, as if hiding a trace of unspoken concern.
As for Uchiha Obito—
He brought all the trouble, so what can he say? He practically wants to sell his entire future to Kakashi to atone for his sins.
However, he has offended too many people, and he needs to use his shadow clones to atone for his sins.
And if————
In other words, if Minato-sensei really agrees to let him return to Konoha.
I guess he still can't help but spend a lot of time helping and spending time with the elderly, right?
Of course! Madara Uchiha and his brother are excluded!
Obito Uchiha, from the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, thought to himself.
In different timelines, after hearing the news that Kakashi had become the second-best "Strongest Diva," the ninjas chatted amongst themselves for a while.
However, in some of these timelines, the ninjas have already fallen into the dream of Infinite Tsukuyomi, silently bound within white and green cocoons, no longer able to respond to the sounds of reality.
The all-knowing gods were unaware of these things. They waited for four or five hours and finally learned the identity of the second songstress!
Even the verbal battles have stopped!
【Kakashi!!! 】100,000+ people think it's great 【Second place! So fitting for his 50/50 status! 】100,000+ people think it's great 【Kakashi isn't singing a song, it's the prelude to the Thousand Years of Death. 】100,000+ people think it's great 【↑The first place's butt is probably going to be in trouble? 】100,000+ people think it's great 【↑The first place is already a foregone conclusion, right? Without the judgment behind him, the second-place finisher is bound to suffer a great loss! Where is the head of the proctology department? 】100,000+ people think it's great Seeing this comment, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura from Kakashi's team awkwardly turned their eyes to the side, with Naruto Uzumaki, who had experienced the pain of the "Thousand Years of Death," seemingly recalling that exhilarating experience.
Having already experienced the sublime version of the Thousand Years of Death, Gaara's expression as he listened to his subordinates' mission report in Sunagakure was, for a fleeting moment, indescribable.
"What's wrong, Lord Kazekage?"
"N-nothing."
Gaara closed his eyes, the past too painful to recall.
"I'm sorry, Second Hokage." On the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, Kakashi awkwardly apologized to Tobirama Senju. He couldn't escape the "Thousand Years of Death" joke after all, but thankfully Minato and Kushina weren't there at the moment.
Tobirama Senju: "So what exactly is the Thousand Years of Death technique?"
He thought he'd heard this term mentioned in the previous comments, but he hadn't paid attention. It seemed to be something like Konoha's secret taijutsu.
"Tobirama, Tobirama~" Hashirama whispered to his younger brother, "It's probably about men doing that kind of thing, I think it was vaguely mentioned in the comments." But as the older brother, I won't allow it!
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"Don't make wild guesses! First Hokage! That's not what I meant!!" Kakashi was sweating profusely. To prove his innocence, he made the Thousand Years of Death hand gesture, "It really was just a method of attack!"
If he hadn't made that gesture, it would have been fine, but the moment he did, the lewdness of it seemed to suck away all the sound in the air, plunging everyone present into a deathly silence.
"I can't believe you've become this kind of person! Kakashi!!" Obito's voice tore through the silence, his furrowed brows reflecting the heavy disappointment in his words.
Rin didn't speak, but her gaze towards Kakashi clearly showed disapproval.
Matt Kai: "My lifelong rival! For your physical and mental well-being, I've decided to confiscate your 'Make-Out Paradise' starting today!!"
Yamato rubbed his arms, as if trying to remove the goosebumps. "Your hobby is really unique, senpai!"
Madara Uchiha: "Is this the village you've worked so hard to build?"
Tobirama Senju: "Don't generalize individual actions to the entire Hidden Leaf Village?"
Uchiha Izuna: "Don't you always generalize the actions of individual Uchiha members to the entire Uchiha clan? Hmph! Serves you right!"
The Valley of the End Original Timeline—
Here, Tobirama Senju had been transformed into a woman, and the lewd terms like "Thousand Years of Death" and "proctology department" made her gasp and lean back slightly, her face flushing faintly.
Uchiha Izuna stared wide-eyed, while Uchiha Madara's heart skipped a beat, thinking: No way?!
The problem is that he brought this disaster upon himself; after turning Tobirama Senju into a woman, he didn't know how to turn her back.
What Izuna was really thinking was how to face his lifelong rival! The other party had suddenly turned into a woman, and a beautiful woman who perfectly matched his ideal type. Most importantly, she seemed to have some complicated relationship with his brother!
Good heavens! And what's this "Thousand-Year Kill" thing?! Sigmoid colon!! His head is about to explode!
Kannabi Bridge is a timeline—
The Konoha ninjas of the same generation all turned their gazes toward—Uchiha Obito.
Genma Shiranui and Asuma Sarutobi, among other boys, hesitated to speak, their gazes towards Obito filled with curiosity and inquiry.
Obito: "Why are you looking at me?! It's clearly that idiot Kakashi's problem!"
"you----"
Ebisu pushed up his small black sunglasses, revealing two eerie red blushes on his face.
Obito stared blankly at the group and asked, "What exactly are you trying to say??"