NABC Chapter 309 Ban: I want to be your little toy, and also your source of joy.
Chapter 309 Ban: I want to be your little toy, and also your source of joy.
Chapter 309 Ban: I want to be your little toy, and also your source of joy.
Madara Uchiha wished he were a resurrected body using the Impure World Reincarnation technique, so that at least the breeze could carry away his sorrows.
The lyrics of the song featuring Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, and Obito Uchiha are something like, "I want to be your slave, I want to be your master."
What? Since you're so beautiful, I'll become a monster.
What I want is to make you thirsty, and I will satisfy you.
All of this caused Madara Uchiha's psychological defenses to build up layer upon layer.
But he underestimated the explicitness of the word, and he also underestimated the cunning of the all-knowing gods who wanted to play a trick on him!
"His first words were, 'I want to be your little toy.'" Uchiha Madara was so startled that he took two steps back, almost losing his balance and falling flat on his backside!
"Do you want to dance, you cool and edgy type?" He couldn't utter a single one of those classic lines anymore. All he wanted now was a version of himself who had never heard this song!
I want to be your fun toy. I want to be your teacher.
Lyrics like "I wanna be your sin" are useless against someone like Madara Uchiha, who has such sensitive skin that he can't even pee if someone stands behind him! Even a Susanoo-like shield wouldn't help!
The adult ninjas had all been exposed to some of the things mentioned in the lyrics, and now they all felt uncomfortable, looking around, but they were too embarrassed to look at Uchiha Madara and the lyrics he was singing!
Uchiha Madara ————
That song sung by Uchiha Madara —
The Boruto timeline once again presents young ninjas who are asked to turn their backs – their curiosity is truly astounding!
Despite their dismal performance in that year's Chunin Exams, they used techniques comparable to those of Naruto's team in the Chunin Exams!
The Eight Gates Formation each displays its unique power!
Fenfen used his special skills to cheat, just to see such a nice song, why did he make them turn their backs!
Originally, their little tricks would not have escaped the perception of Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, and Obito.
But the problem is this song—the lyrics—
Obito and Sasuke were stunned, as if struck by lightning; their minds had stopped working.
Naruto was also experiencing waves of physical discomfort. Sai's symptoms were the mildest, but he worried whether the female ninjas of Konoha and the ninja world could withstand such terrifying Uchiha sexual tension, especially since he was currently eager to go home and see if Ino was alright.
If Ino is truly bewitched by Sasuke, then he absolutely has to fight Sasuke!
As Sai had expected, Ino was fine, but many men and women in the ninja world, including Konoha, were controlled by this song!
Sasuke and Itachi were one thing, but they never expected that such lyrics would come from the mouths of Madara Uchiha and Obito Uchiha!!
【lwanna beyour sin~♪】I want to be your sin 【Iwanna bea preacher～♪】I also want to be a preacher 【lwannamakeyouloveme～♪】I want to make you fall in love 【Then I wanna leave ya~♪】Then he left gracefully. Madara Uchiha's voice was just like during the Fourth Shinobi World War, domineering and strong, worthy of the title of legendary ninja.
He was given the nickname by the gods who knew everything—the Asura of the Ninja World.
That seems more appropriate.
His deep, slightly hoarse voice, as it took a turn in the melody, seemed to be hooked, deliberately luring his prey into the carefully woven meteorite cluster he had created.
It's as if you might hear that voice shout at any moment: "Heavenly obstruction is a bit too big for raindrops."
In short————
The distant timeline of the Valley of the End—
When Tobirama Senju, now a woman, heard Madara singing this song in the bathroom, she thought about what had happened in that room—
She desperately wanted to rush out, grab a handful of exploding tags, and blow Uchiha Madara to pieces!
"Seriously! It's infuriating!"
Tobirama Senju slammed his fist on the water in the bathroom and cursed angrily.
Outside, Izuna tried his best to play the role of a considerate and grateful person: "Are you dizzy? It might be due to excessive blood loss. We ninjas usually carry blood-replenishing pills with us. I'll give you one when you come out."
"————" Tobirama Senju was so angry he almost spat out blood. "You fucking call me a ninja?! Am I not?! Who are you calling a ninja?!"
Izuna: "Don't listen to that song. My brother isn't like that. He rarely lays a hand on women."
Tobirama cursed Izuna under his breath for being so stupid! Why didn't Madara explain things clearly to his brother?!
Madara Uchiha, standing outside, had already fled the scene in embarrassment after seeing the lyrics and comments!
Izuna's Severe Injury Timeline —
In this timeline, Konoha had just been established, and Tobirama and Izuna were openly and secretly helping their older brother establish his image, just waiting for Hashirama and Madara to get more votes when it came time to elect the Hokage.
The previous two songs, "Seeking Buddha," established Hashirama Senju as a tragic, deeply affectionate male protagonist who couldn't have the love he desired.
The song "I Wanna Be Your Love" has now established Madara Uchiha as a domineering, eccentric, and ruthless CEO.
Both personas have their own appeal, making it difficult to determine which is better.
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: "My Mentor?"
At only six or seven years old, Uchiha Heuka, who knew nothing, happily swung his short legs and said, "Madara-nii was indeed our mentor!"
"!!!" Uchiha Madara: My stupid little brother! What are you saying?!
Itama then chatted with Kuroka, saying, "In that case, both Tobirama and I were Tobirama's mentors. Tobirama was very strict."
Tobirama Senju: (???A) ————
Blackfire: "Brother Ban was really strict when he taught us! He'd whip us with a branch if we slacked off even a little."
Madara Uchiha extended a trembling hand, his heart pounding with embarrassment.
Tobirama Senju's speechless expression and displeased pout—
They didn't know how to explain to their younger brothers that the "enlightenment teacher" in the lyrics didn't mean the same thing as the "enlightenment teacher" their brothers understood!
Madara looked at Tobirama Senju, who was also being misunderstood, and waited for him to explain to his younger brothers.
When he turned his head, Tobirama's expression wasn't much better than his! It looked like a row of black lines had fallen from his forehead!
Hmph! Useless guy when it counts!!
"Hahaha, Madara's 'mentor' isn't your mentor as ninjas, but the mentor who will turn you into adults!"
Hashirama gave a thumbs-up, bared his teeth, closed one eye, and answered playfully and sincerely.
Madara: Oh my god! As expected of Hashirama!
Izuna: I have a bad feeling about this —
Tobirama grinned, and several more black lines appeared on his forehead!
The five younger brothers, their eyes sparkling, rushed towards Madara Uchiha: "Madara-nii! We want to become adults right now!!"
"Could you please be our first teacher right now?!"
Madara Uchiha was completely bewildered: ( ) His brain had stopped functioning normally.
Five adorable little brothers clung to his legs, pleading, "Please, Madara Nisan!"
"Please! Madara Anija!"
Madara Uchiha: "————"
Faced with the requests of the three Uchiha kids and the two Senju kids, Madara Uchiha almost lost his mind because of his own values!
After taking three deep breaths, Madara Uchiha, like a living volcano, finally exploded.
Madara Uchiha: "Hashirama Senju!!"
Uchiha Izuna: "Senju Hashirama!"
Tobirama Senju: "Big brother!!!"
Madara Uchiha, Tobirama Senju, and Izuna Uchiha all said in unison, "If you can't explain yourself, then don't speak!!!"
Hashirama: T^T
Feeling depressed————
Obito:
If you want to control me, I'll be your puppet.
It was like a demon's whisper right next to someone's ear; it was completely Obito Uchiha's voice!
Boruto timeline 1: The ninjas who experienced the Fourth Shinobi World War, the ninjas whose countless relatives, friends and bonds died at the hands of Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Madara!
They won't forgive Madara Uchiha and Obito Uchiha just because they watched a few short videos or read a few comments.
On the contrary, Obito's bubbly voice right next to their ears directly triggered the lingering trauma of their battlefield experience from fifteen years ago!
Obito:
Because I am a demon~♪ You must seek my salvation~♪
【I'm a vicious bastard~♪ I hope to be saved~♪】
This word ——————
"Don't even mention others, even Obito Uchiha felt that he was just playing himself."
[It's so faithful to the original work!]
[Obito Uchiha himself!!]
Although Sasuke sings very well, his temperament and life experience don't quite match the song.
Madara Uchiha and Obito Uchiha are more suitable to sing "Iwana Be Your Slave".
Sasuke and Itachi are too young. Singing this song requires a stronger presence. Sasuke and Itachi are strong, but they don't have that kind of presence.
[A sadistic aura?]
[Sasuke possesses a slight aura like this when he's with Kaori.]
Now that you mention it, I can already picture those sadistic scumbags and masochistic submissives in short animations!
Boruto timeline, Obito Uchiha:
He looked at Uchiha Sasuke and asked, "How can you remain so calm?"
"I'm used to it."
Obito: "Huh?!"
How can you possibly get used to this?! What have you all been through?!
"You've become quite open-minded in the fifteen years since I died," Obito muttered to himself, glancing at the comments. "What do you guys think are the chances that Kakashi is still sleeping right now?"
It's one thing if others see it, but what Obito least wants is for Kakashi to see these comments and hear him sing.
Sasuke: "With such an awful song, the only chance that Kakashi hasn't woken up yet is that he's either been knocked unconscious by the enemy or thrown into another dimension by the enemy."
Obito's expression was grim; he disliked neither of these possibilities.
"Kakashi is your teacher, you don't need to say that, do you?"
Sasuke Uchiha snorted coldly, "Think about how much trouble you caused him during the Fourth Shinobi World War before you speak, shall we?"
Naruto stepped between the two, "Hey! Don't get so worked up! You two!! Seriously, aren't you clansmen? Now that Obito has been resurrected, you should get along better, I'm telling you."
They can't get along at all!
The two 32-year-old Uchiha turned their faces to one side.
snort!!
Sarada twitched her lips, but she felt that her father arguing with Obito Uchiha like this was more vivid than before.
It was as if, because of this man's appearance, the Seventh Hokage and his father had returned to the era of the Fourth Shinobi World War—
With this song playing, the two of them wouldn't even be able to start arguing.
No sooner had Obito uttered a harsh word than his voice echoed from the sky: "I want to make your heart flutter~♪"
Sasuke had just uttered a harsh word when his voice came from the sky: "I'm going to be your puppet~♪"
All that bravado and temper vanished instantly; he was utterly embarrassed!
In the end, the matter was dropped, leaving everyone else feeling embarrassed for the two of them.
Of course, this kind of thing also exists in other timelines —
such as:
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: Madara: "Hashirama! You bastard—"
His voice came from the sky: "I want to be your slave~♪"
This caused the color in the pillars to spread from the toes to the top of the head.
For example:
In the Land of Waves 1.0 timeline, the entire Hidden Leaf Village is infiltrated with Uchiha-style friendships.
Naruto: "Sasuke! I'll protect you in my own way!"
Sakura: "I've thought it through, Sasuke. Since I can't have you alone, let's have you together!"
"Enough! Enough!!" Sasuke went mad! No matter how he refused them, he couldn't get the people of Konoha to compromise.
The most troublesome ones are Naruto and Sakura!!
Kakashi was already in a lot of trouble, but he went after Obito Uchiha!
Sasuke: "I—"
His voice came from the sky: "I want to be your master~♪"
Naruto and Sakura looked on in a daze.
"Master~"
That wasn't all. From all directions, countless men and women from Konoha suddenly appeared, shouting, "Master~ I'm your dog~" (This line was learned from the all-knowing Theologian).
Uchiha Sasuke: Help, help me!!!
He can't take it anymore! He really can't take it anymore!!
For example, in the Akatsuki's meeting place in the Valley of the End 1.0 timeline, Itachi wanted to ask Obito Uchiha what his plans were for the future, but he only managed to say one sentence:
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Uchiha Obito————
His voice came from the sky: "I want to give you freedom~♪ But the flames of jealousy are ignited~♪"
There's also the original timeline of the Valley of the End—
Tobirama Senju changed into the clothes and women's items brought by Madara Uchiha.
When Tobirama Senju returned to Madara Uchiha, he was already in a state where the Mutually Multiplying Explosive Tags were about to be ignited.
"I'm giving you three days. Find a way to turn me back as soon as possible! Also, you'll be responsible for explaining things to Izuna!"
Madara hated Tobirama Senju, and he also hated being threatened by others. He hated being threatened by Tobirama Senju the most!
Madara Uchiha's captivating gaze was fixed on the woman before him with short silver hair, a delicate face, and snow-white skin.
"I'm also warning you—" Restore your chakra and revive Hashirama as soon as possible!
But before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by another voice from heaven: "I want to tighten the strings for you~♪ Like strumming my electric guitar~♪".
"If you want to control me, I'll be your puppet."
Madara Uchiha was so embarrassed that he couldn't continue speaking.
Tobirama Senju also felt a little embarrassed.
Things that were previously unnoticed became noticeable again after things calmed down.
After she turned into a woman, not only did she become beautiful, but her voice also became more pleasant.
I want to test Tobirama's skills after he becomes a woman —
Madara Uchiha thought this way, and he did it.
After a few deliberately relaxed warm-up moves, he actually started a physical combat contest with Tobirama Senju.
Izuna and the other Konoha ninjas who rushed to the scene soon witnessed this.
Madara Uchiha got into a fight with a beautiful silver-haired, red-eyed woman.
The woman was slender and tall, with curves in all the right places, a small face, and delicate features; she was a stunning beauty that no one could ignore.
but----
Does Konoha have such a person? How come they've never seen him before?
Uchiha Kagami, who had returned carrying many things that women would probably like, was now looking completely bewildered.
[I can't take it anymore! I'm about to burst out laughing!] 10+ people think this is great. [Just imagining Madara hearing his own voice singing: I want to be your little toy, your source of happiness.]
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