Strange Rules: It doesn't matter, the system will take care of it.

Chapter 246 With the Gay Superman gone, I'm invincible!

Once, the cosmic overlord believed that his unparalleled strength, coupled with the infinite resurrection granted by Cihang, made him invincible!

As we all know, the cosmic overlord was reduced to a super jig by One-Punch Man as soon as he stepped off the spaceship.

"The cunning monster has turned into a blood mist and escaped."

One punch shatters an invincible soul; I'm just an honest woman.

So after being resurrected in the lab, the flesh-and-blood cosmic overlord fell into deep self-doubt: "Am I really a weakling?"

"I'm a total noob, I'm a total noob, I'm a total noob."

Just as the Flesh and Blood Universe Overlord was lamenting that urban heroes were as numerous as carp crossing a river, A02 came to deliver his head to the enemy.

A thunderous punch.

The cosmic overlord, holding A02's head, asked, "What? You're saying this tin can is S-class fourth?"

Flesh and Blood Desire: "Yes, although it's not a prototype, it definitely has S-class strength."

Is this all there is to an S-class hero?

Turns out I'm not a noob after all!

Realizing this, the cosmic overlord led his subordinates straight to the Monster Alliance.

The Flesh and Blood Sense wanted to warn, "Be careful of that strange man covered in black hair with four arms. In the last time travel, he single-handedly took down three S-class heroes."

That strong?

The flesh-and-blood universe overlord was extremely cautious, but after actually fighting him, he discovered that this guy called Exploding Star Grandpa couldn't even beat him with one hand.

"It's not that I'm too bad, it's that One-Punch Man is too strong."

When you realize that you can't defeat one person in the entire universe.

The cosmic overlord completely let loose, stretching out his foot at the group of weirdos and saying, "Shine my shoes."

Upon hearing this, these eccentric people, who were used to being arrogant, could not tolerate it and charged over with shouts.

After a major battle.

Deep within the enormous cavern where the Monster Alliance was located, countless monsters with severed arms and legs prostrated themselves on the ground, their postures extremely humble and devout, fearing that if the cosmic overlord were to displease them, they would lose their lives.

Those Black-level monsters, while not kneeling, did consume the wriggling chunks of flesh, acknowledging the status of the cosmic overlord as its leader.

The cosmic overlord looked at the remaining three pieces of flesh and scratched his head, saying, "Only seven Black-level beings left? It seems we went a bit too far."

Flesh and blood desire: "Everyone, please introduce yourselves?"

According to the introduction.

Besides the Exploding Star Grandpa, the Black-level monsters who ate flesh and blood include:

Born from nuclear wastewater, the Evil Nuclear Waste Sea is a Black-level monster. Although it cannot speak, its combat power ranks among the top five of all Black-level monsters.

The ultimate cyborg, Insect God, who defected from biotechnology and is capable of infinite evolution, is currently only in its first stage, yet it is already among the top five Black-level monsters. If it can absorb the S8 android, it will be able to reach an even higher level and evolve into its complete form.

The King of the Earth's Core, leader of the Earth's Core People. Because the Earth's Core People live in the Earth's core, they can withstand temperatures of 6000 degrees Celsius, so their average strength is around the Red level. As their leader, the King of the Earth's Core is even ranked among the top five Black-level monsters.

The Great Demon is a magical creature that has existed since ancient times. It can use shapeshifting magic to turn any enemy into food. Before being defeated by the cosmic overlord, it was the leader of the Monster Alliance.

OoNet, the instigator of the Black-level disaster "Robot Rebellion," is a super virus in its true form. It can control machines comparable to the A prototype, and its strength is naturally among the top five Black-level monsters.

and many more.

The cosmic overlord suddenly interrupted, "Can you even do math? What number are you in the top five now?"

The last Black-level monster to have consumed flesh, "Ultimate Lifeform," explained: "Because we can't determine a winner, everyone claims to be in the top five."

I see, then it's not surprising.

The cosmic overlord asked, "What about the remaining three pieces?"

The eccentrics suggested, "Let's go rescue the Black-level monsters, God Dog, God Spirit, and One-Eyed King, from the Holy Land prison. If they hadn't encountered God, their strength would have ranked among the top three Black-level monsters..."

OK OK.

The cosmic overlord instructed, "My lord, I'll trouble you to make the trip."

The flesh-and-blood creature, driven by curiosity, asked, "And what about you?"

The flesh-and-blood cosmic overlord lay down: "I'm going to start doing push-ups and defeat One-Punch Man."

This is one of the abilities of the Cosmic Overlord: training talent. As long as he does push-ups, the Cosmic Overlord's attack, defense, and speed will increase rapidly. This is also the reason why the Cosmic Overlord can crush the Monster Alliance, even though they are both Star-level monsters.

Moreover, the abilities of the cosmic overlord are not limited to this.

The flesh-and-blood creature clearly sensed that the cosmic overlord was much stronger than when it disembarked from the spaceship: "Does this guy's combat power increase dramatically every time he's near death and healed?"

If you made a hexagonal shape into an icon, the growth section of the cosmic overlord would definitely bulge out significantly.

the other side.

Shortly after feeling the tremor.

Chen Feng then heard the piercing alarm sound.

The announcer reads as the electronic device is turned on: "We now have an emergency news report. Just ten minutes ago, a large-scale, disaster-level energy fluctuation was detected in the 24th District. The Hero Association has confirmed that the Black-level monster, the Cosmic Overlord, who caused the alien invasion and destroyed the 17th District, has been resurrected and returned."

"It is reported that the cosmic overlord launched a surprise attack on multiple prisons five minutes ago, kidnapping a large number of monster prisoners and announcing the formation of the Monster Alliance, publicly declaring war on all of humanity."

"At present, the highest level of evacuation alert has been sounded in all areas. All citizens are requested to go to the shelter and wait for support. All S-rank and first-line heroes are requested to go to the Hero Association in the Holy Land as soon as possible for a combat meeting."

"We will continue to follow up and report on the subsequent battle situation."

Turn off the screen.

Chen Feng glanced at his watch. Well, it had only been an hour since he landed after transmigrating.

The Flesh Overlord has amassed a bunch of Black-level monsters as powerful as S-class heroes and is preparing to sweep across the world.

What is the Cihang efficiency?

This is truly the efficiency of Cihang.

Chen Feng sighed, "We should really thank the cosmic overlord for being knocked unconscious by the One-Punch Super Girl's elbow once, otherwise he would have enjoyed this luxurious treatment on his first time transmigrating."

Ying asked, "Should we still go looking for the crystal? Shouldn't we now join forces with God and the four major corporations to fight against Cihang?"

wrong!

Chen Feng said, "Although it's fun to watch the dogs fight, we must also be prepared for the enemy to join forces against us."

Ying thought Cihangren was being far too cautious: "Whether it's Hero Monthly, the Security Department's videos, or the Mechanical Heavy Industry's database, there's no record of a god attacking humanity."

Chen Feng expressed his naiveté: "The information may be fake."

PEACD also said that the zoo is the domain of supernatural tales, and anyone who believes the information will be eaten by monsters at a buffet.

Ying still didn't understand: "Even if God is really evil, we still have the crystal."

Chen Feng walked up to Ying and said earnestly, "Even though King Zhou knew Daji was a fox spirit, he still loved her so much. I'm not bad either; even though I knew you were pigs, I still led you to victory."

"What do you mean?"

"If a person's flaws are publicized in Cihang, then they are no longer considered flaws," Chen Feng explained. "For example, my mech needs energy to recharge, so I would claim that energy crystals are my weakness and trick the enemy into giving me energy crystals."

Yingdu was stunned: "Everyone says there isn't a single good person in the city, but it seems Cihang is ten times worse than the city."

Not that few.

Chen Feng asked the artificial intelligence, "Hey AI, tell me, can I find a gay superhero in a male escort club?"

After deep thought, the AI ​​replied: "Of course not. There are 7.4 registered host clubs in the 6 districts under the jurisdiction of Gay Superman. The probability of running into Gay Superman there is extremely low. You won't find him."

You said you couldn't find it.

That means it can be found.

Chen Feng had completely mastered how to use the small machine: "This is the real intelligence system."

The Light of the Sky asked, "Sister Shadow, what is a host club?"

Ying, being a former criminal, naturally knew this inside and out: "A brothel is a place where you order women, while a gigolo is a place where you order male models."

The Light of the Sky was shocked: "Wind, how do you know about host clubs? Do you like men?"

Chen Feng quickly waved his hand: "Don't misunderstand! I just read a novel called 'Dragon Raja,' please don't overthink it."

District 6.

Upon hearing the alarm, apart from a few people who showed signs of tension, most people did not react at all and went to work or eat as usual.

"If the Monster Alliance wants to invade, the 20th District will be the first to fall, which is still far from us."

"That's right, with the gay superhero protecting us, there won't be any problems."

However, at that moment...

A beam of heat pierced through the District 6 News Building.

With a sonic boom, a superhuman wearing a red cloak smashed through the glass, flew into the building, and dragged out a female reporter.

The crowd was buzzing with discussion:

"Isn't that the hero from my hometown who ran for president last year?"

"How long has it been since you watched the news? Because of the random killing, that fellow villager is now a Class A criminal!"

Hearing the comments from those around him.

The villager was instantly enraged and yelled at the female reporter, "You bitch, if you hadn't reported me, how would I have ended up like this?"

The female reporter replied, "If you don't do anything wrong, no one will report you."

Unable to argue back, the villager's eyes blazed with fury as he declared, "You ruined everything I had. Today, I'll make you pay with your life!"

The female reporter remained unfazed: "You dare cause trouble in District 6? Aren't you afraid of the gay superhero?"

"Didn't you hear? The Hero Association is summoning all S-Class heroes to headquarters." The old man laughed heartily. "I'm a top-tier hero. With Superman away, I'm invincible."

Just then, a man with a slicked-back hairstyle and a classic inverted triangle physique descended from the sky.

He was wearing a bright yellow bodysuit with the letters "S" and "1" embroidered on it.

Don't misunderstand.

This does not mean he is the hero god of Season 1.

It simply represents his orientation.

"Gay Superman!" The villager, startled, released his grip and gasped for breath, "W-weren't you in a meeting?"

The gay superhero chuckled and said in a deep, magnetic voice, "Listen, little sister, I have a hundred thousand dates to go on today, I don't have time for any of these stupid meetings."

"Little sister? Look closely, I'm a man!" The villager raised his voice to make himself seem more imposing.

However, the gay superhero countered, "How do we tell the difference between men and women?"

The villager pointed at the female reporter and said, "Are you blind? Of course she's a woman, and I'm a man."

"wrong!"

The gay superhero told his fellow villagers, "It's all about strength. Anyone weaker than me, whether they're a 200-pound fat guy or a dying old man, is a woman in my eyes."

and so.

"I've said it before, compared to an S-class hero like me, a top-tier hero like you is just a—loli."

That's all.

The gay superhero spreads his legs, displaying a thunderous stance.

at the same time.

An unidentified spinning top, covered in liquid, fell down.

The female reporter hurriedly said, "Arrest him quickly, he's a gay superhero!"

"Shut up, you son of a bitch!" Surprisingly, the gay superhero showed no mercy to the female reporter. "Listen, I don't like anything weak. In my opinion, men should do something masculine, like you."

He watched as the gay superhero pointed at him.

The villager was so frightened he wet himself, and with a leap, he flew into the air.

However, no matter how fast or where the fellow villager flew, the gay superhero would always appear in front of him.

"Where are we going, baby?"

"Bend over and stick your ass out? Don't make me do it."

afterwards.

Hearing the whooshing sound in the air, everyone wondered who the gay superhero had defeated.

But no one noticed the old man lying on the ground in the corner, his buttocks sticking out, seemingly in a state of agonizing agony.

And the most famous host club in the sixth district.

The sorcerer was very puzzled: "Didn't you say you kidnapped Superman's boyfriend? How come there are three people?"

Chen Feng pointed at the three handsome men and said, "At the very least, Cihang people need backups, backups of backups, and backups of backups of backups, so I tied up three of them."

"Come on, let me introduce you. This is the scoundrel, the loser, and the young master. Besides being gigolos, they also play the hero."

"By the way, I didn't tie them up. I just talked about the company's dirty deeds and the dangers of the 'Weird Guys Alliance,' and they came voluntarily."

The sorcerer was dumbfounded: "This person has three boyfriends?"

"Far more than that," said the Hero Monthly. "According to gossip, Superman has a total of 100,000 boyfriends."

"What's the point of kidnapping three?" The sorcerer told everyone not to wait any longer, "I'll take care of the Big Four corporations and the Monster Alliance by myself. Just wait for my good news."

The 24-hour effect of the truth-telling system has not yet worn off.

Chen Feng couldn't help but exclaim, "How can someone be so arrogant?"

And just then...

Suddenly, the gay superhero appears: "Babies, I've come to see you."

The three handsome men were very dissatisfied: "We've been tied up for an hour, and you're only just arriving? Don't you love us anymore?"

Upon hearing this...

With a serious expression, the gay superhero spoke at a speed of tens of thousands of words per second: "How could that be? Killer, I love you the most. I love your expressionless face, I love that you always write your will before each mission, as if you never need tomorrow, I love that you are afraid of being alone, but you pretend to be indifferent with a 'I'm enough on my own' attitude, I love your willpower to see things through once you make a decision, and I love your golden eyes that never go out."

"And you, rascal, I love your humor when you occasionally blurt out a cringeworthy line, I love your courage to do anything for your friends when necessary, and I love the joy of playing esports with you."

"And you, young master, I admire your courage to challenge the whole world, and I admire your stubbornness in choosing to be a gigolo rather than a puppet, despite your noble birth... I love you both the most."

Aside from the touching trio of handsome men.

Everyone was stunned.

For the first time, Ying's vision went black, and the system crashed.

Even with the most advanced super chip, it cannot handle the current situation.

How can it remember the preferences of 100,000 people so clearly?

Chen Feng couldn't help but sigh, "Now I believe this guy has a hundred thousand boyfriends."

The gay superhero truly lives up to his name!