NABC Chapter 93 teaches but does not guarantee success.
Chapter 93 teaches but does not guarantee success.
Upon entering the recruitment software, Xu An looked at the various positions with a confident expression on his face. He slowly said, "When looking for a job and communicating with HR, the first sentence is very important."
"You need to grab the HR's attention immediately and make a strong first impression, so you can't use generic greetings."
Hearing Xu An's words, Yan Wei couldn't help but nod.
That makes sense.
Even the live stream audience was charmed.
You know what, you really have to admit, it actually makes some sense?
[Wow, you're not serious, are you?]
Is Xu An really a job-hunting genius?!
Everyone understands the principle, but how exactly do you put it into practice?
Xu An smiled when he saw this comment, and then casually opened a job posting.
Pointing to the HR person's profile picture in the job posting, he said:
"Look, the HR person uses Sun Wukong as their profile picture, which shows that they have a lively personality, so they will definitely prefer job seekers who are more proactive."
"So this is how we can greet each other!"
After saying that, Xu An quickly edited a message and clicked send.
Yan Wei, who was standing nearby, curiously leaned over, and her expression froze when she saw what Xu Anfa was saying.
Hello, is the profile picture of yourself?
Upon seeing this message, not only was Yan Wei stunned, but the live stream audience also couldn't hold back.
[Such a preemptive strike!]
[You're there to get HR's attention, not to incur their hatred!]
You're looking for a job, not to be insulted!
Tell me, did you manage to get their attention?
As expected, the HR responded very quickly.
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Xu An remained remarkably calm upon seeing the question mark.
"Let's talk about the job. I see this is a customer service management position, which I think is a good fit for me."
Whether Xu An piqued their interest or something else, the HR representative actually followed up honestly, asking, "This position requires team management experience. Do you have it?"
Upon seeing this question, Xu An turned to the live stream, his expression turning serious once again.
"Brothers, here's the important part: falsifying work experience is unacceptable, but we can optimize it appropriately."
"Let me demonstrate for you."
"Yes, I'm better at leading teams of five."
"He has led his team to numerous successes and has received countless personal honors."
Upon hearing this, the HR representative asked with some curiosity, "May I ask what honors you have received?"
"Gold Medal Support"
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The HR representative raised another question mark.
Yan Wei, standing to the side, felt a little sorry for the HR person. It was indeed unlucky to encounter a job seeker like Xu An, who was like a devil incarnate.
No one in the live stream had time to sympathize; everyone was laughing.
[You're the team behind "Mythical Glory," right? Of course you're good at it! You must play it every day!]
[Having achieved multiple successes, this success probably doesn't refer to destroying the enemy's crystal, right?]
[What the hell is this "Gold Medal Support" personal honor? Why don't you just say "Gold Medal Mage"?]
Is it possible that the mage genuinely can't win the gold medal? Have you forgotten Xu An's previous live stream?
"Ahem, let's try not to talk about things unrelated to job hunting!"
Xu Anqian coughed twice to remind him.
Meanwhile, the HR on the other end seemed to notice that Xu An's thought process was a bit off, and said something rather speechless.
"I'm sorry, we've already filled that position. We wish you the best of luck in finding a better job."
"It's okay, you can cut one."
"..."
Looking at the message notification that the message had been rejected, Xu An sighed.
"HR people these days have absolutely no patience. No wonder everyone says it's hard to find a job."
Yan Wei, who was standing to the side, glanced at him with a somewhat speechless expression.
Although he had never looked for a job, she was certain that other people's job searches were not like Xu An's.
The viewers in the live stream were even more direct.
I think she was already very patient by not cursing at you after you sent your first message.
When others can't find a job, I'll comfort them by saying the overall economic climate is bad; but if you can't find a job, I can only say it's your own fault.
[I can't hold it in anymore, you call this job-hunting instruction?]
Upon seeing this question, Xu An's expression remained perfectly natural.
"I only said I would teach, I didn't say it would definitely succeed!"
Xu An then demonstrated his superb job-seeking skills, and his conversation with the HR included, but was not limited to…
Sorry, this position is only open to female applicants.
It's okay, I can learn.
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Hello, I have reviewed your resume and think you are a perfect fit for this position. I would like to discuss this further with you. Would you be interested?
Who gave you permission to see my resume?
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Hello, can we add each other on WeChat to chat? I can give you a detailed introduction to this position.
No.
???
What are you talking about? I'm in HR, in charge of recruitment, not online dating, and I have a boyfriend.
If you have a boyfriend, you can try dating him!
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……
The audience in the live stream went wild when they saw all the question marks posted by the HR personnel.
【Well, I can learn from that. Is Angou planning to have surgery in Thailand?】
[No hair, without our permission, why should HR look at our resumes!]
[It turns out she's an HR lady with a boyfriend! I'm totally smitten!]
[I get it now, this is indeed teaching, but not job-seeking teaching, it's HR-torture teaching!]
[I've learned something! I'll go use a recruitment app and randomly select two HR people to practice!]
Xu An sighed upon seeing the bustling live stream.
"Sigh, the software companies hiring these days are such a mixed bag. I've looked for ages and haven't found a single reliable one."
"Okay, let me show you what a reliable company looks like."
With that, Xu An opened the account settings and, with a few simple steps, switched the job seeker's account to the recruiter's account.
The viewers in the live stream were immediately filled with questions when they saw Xu An switch accounts.
【Wait, how did you become a recruiter?】
Which company is this? Weiyan Entertainment? I don't think I've ever heard of it!
[Is this the entertainment company An Gou is signed with? But shouldn't you be an artist? Why are you in charge of recruitment?]
Upon seeing this message, Xu An's lips curled into a smile.
"How did you know I'm a shareholder of this company? It's normal for shareholders to hire people, isn't it?"
Xu An's words immediately sparked a flurry of comments on the screen.
Who asked you...wait, you've become a shareholder?
【Wait, we're all just useless college students, how did you suddenly become the boss???】
[Stop being so sour, everyone. I just checked, and it's a small company with fewer than ten people. An Gou probably got scammed!]
[That feels good! I almost thought you were really living a good life!]
Upon seeing these two comments, Xu An's face darkened.
What does it mean to be tricked into going in?
He said with a forced smile:
"Where are those two people who were just commenting in the live chat? Want to come work for my company?"
"I can double your salary and cover your airfare."
Upon hearing this, the comments section immediately became interested.
Is this for real? It's really that good! I'm starting to get tempted.
[No, this is definitely not right, it's a trap!]
[Excuse me, is the flight a direct flight?]
"Of course not, we need to transit through Southeast Asia," Xu An said leisurely.